Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Look no further than our server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Trump’s campaign is collapsing and the only safe haven is our Minecraft server! We have secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds, a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and even a pet llama named Larry who can spit fireballs at griefers. So come join us and escape the madness of the real world – plus, where else can you say you survived a collapsing presidential campaign while building a giant statue of a creeper?

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 90/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged: 13 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 19
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 1
Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
Mythical Relics Collected: 18 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
Zombie Dances: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 49

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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