Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Look no further than our server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Trump’s campaign is collapsing and the only safe haven is our Minecraft server! We have secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds, a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and even a pet llama named Larry who can spit fireballs at griefers. So come join us and escape the madness of the real world – plus, where else can you say you survived a collapsing presidential campaign while building a giant statue of a creeper?

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 100/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Divine Spears Created: 15
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 12
Living Statues Befriended: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Meteorites Collected: 3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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