Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Look no further than our server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Trump’s campaign is collapsing and the only safe haven is our Minecraft server! We have secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds, a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and even a pet llama named Larry who can spit fireballs at griefers. So come join us and escape the madness of the real world – plus, where else can you say you survived a collapsing presidential campaign while building a giant statue of a creeper?

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 95/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Villages Defended: 9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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