Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Look no further than our server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Trump’s campaign is collapsing and the only safe haven is our Minecraft server! We have secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds, a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and even a pet llama named Larry who can spit fireballs at griefers. So come join us and escape the madness of the real world – plus, where else can you say you survived a collapsing presidential campaign while building a giant statue of a creeper?

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 107/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held: 19 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7 Haunted Chests Opened: 3
Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
Astral Projections Made: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

New Minecraft Servers