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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 110/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 8
Emeralds Found: 3888 Runes Activated: 4
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 83 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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