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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 105/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Chimeras Created: 3
Demon Skulls Collected: 10 Astral Projections Made: 3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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