Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Look no further than our server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Trump’s campaign is collapsing and the only safe haven is our Minecraft server! We have secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds, a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and even a pet llama named Larry who can spit fireballs at griefers. So come join us and escape the madness of the real world – plus, where else can you say you survived a collapsing presidential campaign while building a giant statue of a creeper?

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 105/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Endless Legions Commanded: 11
Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
Dragon Eggs Found: 1948 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 34
Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 1922

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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