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Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 1023 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Orbs of Power Found: | 11 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 779312 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Divine Spears Created: | 26 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 |
Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 |
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