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Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 4144 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 8 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 15 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 30 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 18 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 10 | Treasure Maps Found: | 5 |
New Chunks Explored: | 347339 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 29 |
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