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Minecraft SMP – /Sonic the Hedgehog General/

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1470
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Welcome to the most electrifying Minecraft SMP out there – Sonic the Hedgehog General! Join us as we discuss ALL things Sonic, from racing to rumbling, we’ve got it all! Our server is so fast-paced, you’ll feel like you’re running alongside Sonic himself.

But that’s not all, folks! We’ve got exclusive trailers for Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds and Sonic the Hedgehog 3 that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on the Sonic x DC Comics Collaboration – it’s a match made in pixelated heaven!

Looking for some comic relief? We’ve got you covered with our Sonic comic scans and OC info. And if you’re feeling creative, hop on over to our Pixel World and show off your building skills.

So why join our SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a server that’s as fast, fun, and fabulous as Sonic himself? Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness that is Sonic the Hedgehog General – join today and let the adventure begin!

SnakeSitterNoMore

animal program, Boundaries, co-ownership, Communication, Conflict Resolution, family dynamics, high school, Long Term Care, Maturity, pet care arrangements, pet expenses, pet ownership, pet rehoming, pet transportation, Pregnancy, RESPONSIBILITY, sibling relationships, SIL, snake care, SnakeSitterNoMore

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6313
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Void Gems Collected:	15	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Votes:	2378	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Looking for a wild adventure in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the thrill of taming virtual snakes! Just like the snake in this crazy story, you’ll have to navigate through challenges and obstacles to care for your pixelated reptile.

But beware, just like in real life, you may end up being the primary caretaker of your virtual snake, even if it wasn’t your idea in the first place! Will you be able to handle the responsibility and keep your in-game pet happy and healthy?

Join our server now and embark on a journey filled with drama, twists, and turns – just like the saga of this snake-loving family! Will you be able to handle the pressure and make the tough decisions when it comes to your pixelated pet? Only time will tell!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate snake charmer in the world of Minecraft! And remember, when in doubt, just give your virtual snake a virtual rat – it’s the circle of life in the world of pixels!

NoTofuPlz – Minecraft SMP

Absolutely, Allergies, aversion, cannot stand, Culinary, despise, detest, diet, DISLIKES, Eat, Food, gag reflex, loathe, Minecraft, no matter what, NoTofuPlz, picky eater, Preferences, Refuse, Repulsion, restrictions, smp, taste buds

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2320
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	21	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit place ever! We have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds and emeralds, and we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow stuff up LOL. Plus, our admin is a wizard who can summon dragons and unicorns, it’s totally wild!

But like, the best part is the food we have in this SMP. We have a rule that you can’t eat potatoes because they’re actually alien spies trying to take over the world. And if you even mention carrots, you have to do a dance-off with a zombie to prove your loyalty to the server. It’s crazy, but so much fun!

So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft SMP where anything goes, you gotta join us. Just be prepared for the chaos and the random dance parties with skeletons, it’s a blast!

DefendCraft

court cases, criminal charges, dangerous situations, Deadly Force, DefendCraft, defending oneself, defending your life, defending your property, gun rights, justifiable homicide, killing, legal rights, lethal force, life or death, life-threatening situations, personal safety, protecting oneself, self defense, stand your ground, Survival, using force

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2340
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Divine Spears Created:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only way to survive is by mastering the art of self-defense! Ever been attacked by a horde of creepers and had to fight back with nothing but a wooden sword? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday afternoon.

Join us for epic battles against mobs, where you’ll have to think fast and fight even faster to stay alive. Our players have some insane stories of self-defense, like the time one player took down a whole army of skeletons with just a stack of potatoes. Or the time another player built an entire fortress out of dirt to protect themselves from a pack of angry zombies.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will test your skills and keep you on your toes, join us now! Who knows, you might just become a legendary warrior known for your epic acts of self-defense.

ZionistZapperCraft

anti-imperialism, anti-Zionism, ayatollah, Conflict, foreign intervention, Geopolitics, iran, Iran-Israel Relations, Islamic Republic, Khamenei, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military, Politics, proxy wars, Regional power struggle, resistance, supreme leader, Syria, Zionists, ZionistZapperCraft

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8616
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Players Killed by Monsters:	2730
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Meteorites Collected:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than iran and israel combined! khamenei himself said “zionists haven’t won” but you can win big on our server! build your own empire and show those zionists who’s boss! we have crazy pvp battles, insane treasure hunts, and even a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the haters. join now and be part of the most epic showdown in minecraft history!

Repaired & Ready – Cheap Fixes

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3063
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Animals Bred:	23	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Yo, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the creepers do the cha-cha slide? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding on a rainbow llama through a field of exploding watermelons. Build your own castle made entirely of cheese and defend it from an army of evil bunnies.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can trade your diamonds for magical unicorn farts that will give you super speed and the ability to shoot lasers from your eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world of wonder and weirdness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

2B2PLACE TRY TO SURVIVE Minecraft server HERE

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6642
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Zombie Dances:	10

if 1 IP does not work, go to 2: 185.17.10.82:25594

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Helios: THE ARRIVAL

Age Progression system, Arrival, Build towns, Curseforge, deities, Discord, form governments, Helios, Lore Quests, Minecolonies, Modded, modpacks, player-engagement, realistic politics, Relax, server pack, Space Travel, technological Era advancement, Valkaryian Skies

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5347
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Overview of Helios Minecraft Server

Features	A World of Realistic Politics. Sail the seas with Valkaryian Skies. Venture on Lore Quests involving Greek Mythology. Experience realistic technological Era advancement. Manage your society with Minecolonies… AND MORE!
Description	The World of Helios is a modpack/server that uses both mods and plugins to maximize the potential Minecraft has to offer. Players progress through different Ages, each with unique gameplay styles and technologies.
Current Age	16th century

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Visit https://discord.gg/CcCtfpXnH3 or https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/helios-server-pack for more information.
What is the progression system?	Players advance through different Ages, each with its own gameplay style and technology. Progress is not lost during Age transitions.
Can I build towns or nations?	Yes, players can build and manage towns or nations, form governments, and face challenges posed by deities.

Pixel Realm Quest 1.20

#youtube, Audience, channel, Content Creator, creativity, criticism, empowerment, ENGAGEMENT, Expectations, gender stereotypes, internet fame, online presence, perspective, PIXEL, PRESSURE, Quest, Realm, social media, success, Video, Views, viral, Women

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6935
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the only server that reached millions of players but refuses to add more because it’s too cool for that, like why are servers like this? Join us for the ultimate mind-bending experience of questioning reality and regretting everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. It’s a rollercoaster of crazy shizo antics and outrageous reasons to keep coming back for more. Don’t miss out, join now and enter the twilight zone of Minecraft madness!

QuirkyHomeSMP – Renters, what’s your weird norm?

accustomed, everyday, habits, home, idiosyncrasies, Living, living space, norm, normal, Oddities, peculiar, QuirkyHomeSMP, rental property, renters, Unconventional, Unique, weird, weird quirks, whats

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	832
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Animals Bred:	34
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! Like, there’s this one dude who built his house entirely out of diamond blocks because he thought it would bring him good luck in battles. And then there’s this other player who has a pet creeper that follows him around everywhere, like how insane is that?! And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, like what even is going on in this server?! You have to join us and experience the madness for yourself, it’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and fun! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re scared of llamas in top hats, then maybe stay away… but seriously, join us now!

SubCraft: The Worst Server Ever

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9714
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Potions Brewed:	176
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Void Armor Forged:	14
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Dimension Hops:	14
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	20

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the WORST (in the best way possible)! Join us if you want to experience the most chaotic, ridiculous, and downright insane gameplay you’ve ever seen.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with laser eyes. True story. And that’s just the beginning of the madness you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to “Thriller.”

So, if you’re ready to throw all logic out the window and embrace the chaos, come join us on the WORST Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you on the other side!

FireNation Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific, China, Conflict, cross-strait relations, Diplomacy, east asia, escalation, firenation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, Military, Minecraft, playing with fire, power struggle, red line, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, taiwan, Tension, territorial dispute, US, Warning

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9924
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	6339	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Enchantments Applied:	80
Gods Slained:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

lol u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that is so lit that even china is warning the US about it? well look no further cuz our server is so fire that even world leaders are talking about it. join us and experience the thrill of walking on the taiwan red line, but be careful cuz you might get burned by all the epicness. come play with us and see why everyone is saying we’re playing with fire on this server. it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

CraftyRevolution

Ahmad al-Sharaa, anti-Assad forces, anti-government protests, Arab Spring, authoritarian regimes, civil war, CraftyRevolution, foreign intervention, geopolitical tensions, Iranian influence, Iranian project, Middle East conflict, Middle Eastern politics, opposition movements, political turmoil, regime change, regional instability, resistance movements, revolutionary movements, Syrian conflict, Syrian opposition

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9658
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Animals Bred:	160
Void Armor Forged:	19	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Zombie Dances:	10
Ores Mined:	3761	Endless Legions Commanded:	37

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! WE GOT SYRIAN OPPOSITION SETTING IRANIAN PROJECTS BACK 40 YEARS! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? ONLY ON OUR SERVER WILL YOU SEE SUCH WILD ANTICS HAPPENING!

COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE INSANITY FOR YOURSELF! BUILD A HOUSE, FIGHT SOME ZOMBIES, AND MAYBE EVEN WITNESS A SYRIAN OPPOSITION MEMBER BLOWING UP A MINECRAFT CASTLE! WHO KNOWS WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT ON OUR SERVER!

SO HURRY UP AND JOIN NOW BEFORE YOU MISS OUT ON ALL THE WACKY FUN! TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!

Classic Prison

airdrops, bedrock, Blackmarket, Capes, Cell PvP, classic, Cosmetics, costumes, Crates, Easy Progression, Ip:, Koth, modern gameplay, Npcs, og, old school, Playershops, Prison, PvP, Quests, WarZone events

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2962
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Potions Brewed:	85	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Server Information
IP	dnmc.net
Port	19132
Version	Bedrock

Features
Classic Prison	Non-OP, grind-based progression system
PvP Events	Participate in WarZone events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards
Non-P2W	Fair balance for free-to-play players, limited benefits for donators
Cosmetics	100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes

Activities & Progression
Cells	Grow drugs, farm gems, manage storage
Quests	NPCs help players progress faster
Commissary	Sell special items for extra money, useful with PlayerShops
Fishing	Unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward
Guards	Coming soon to add another layer of challenge

For more details, check our website or join the community on Discord:

Website: dnmc.net
Discord: discord.gg/SbpyNPB
PatarHD’s showcase: youtube.com/watch?v=LRu3g9ruKgM

It’s an ideal server for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with some fresh updates.

FAQ:

Q: Is this server only for Bedrock players? A: Yes, this server is for Minecraft Bedrock Edition players.

Q: Are there any OP features on the server? A: No, the server follows a non-OP, grind-based progression system.

Q: How can I participate in PvP events? A: You can participate in WarZone events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.

Q: Is the server pay-to-win? A: The server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players, with limited benefits for donators.

Q: Are there any special cosmetics available? A: Yes, there are 100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes to choose from.

Q: What activities and progression systems are available on the server? A: You can engage in various activities like growing drugs, farming gems, managing storage, completing quests, fishing in B Ward, and more.

Q: How can I get more information about the server? A: You can visit the server’s website or join the Discord community for more details.

Q: Are guards available on the server? A: Guards are coming soon to add another layer of challenge to the gameplay.

Tiny Cosmos Realm 1.21

charming characters, cooperative play, Cosmos, creative community, creative level design, cult classic, forgotten games, hidden gems, indie games, innovative controls, lbp, little big planet, nostalgic games, overlooked games, platformer, PlayStation Exclusive, puzzle game, quirky story, Realm, Tiny, Underrated Games, unique gameplay, whimsical world

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8272
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	20	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Yo, forget about LBP, come join our Minecraft server instead! We got controls smoother than a baby’s bottom, gameplay crazier than a squirrel on caffeine, and stories weirder than your uncle’s conspiracy theories.

LBP who? More like LMAO, am I right? Our server will make you forget all about those sackboys and cardboard worlds.

Join us for a wild ride that will make you question reality and leave you wondering why you ever wasted time on anything else. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the madness begin!

Players:	95/200	Votes:	4154
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	26