CobblePunk is a Cobblemon based server! what makes us unique is we encourage users to stick to a steampunk/solarpunk theme with their buildings!
we also have flying ships, create and more to enjoy!
| Players: | 104/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
storm fags, who claim to fight for the… Minecraft SMP
| Players: | 94/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 6 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 35 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
Survive alone or with your friends in a world with a new generation and its own characteristics!
| Players: | 103/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
| Players: | 110/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
First of all, we have a 2nd Anniversary Livestream coming up on October 26th. Trust me, you don’t want to miss this, it’s going to be crazier than a creeper explosion!
We also have some wild events happening like Sim Room Overclock, NONSENSE RED [Red Hood Poll Costume], and LIFE AGAIN. And let me tell you, these events are so lit, even the Ender Dragon would be jealous.
But wait, there’s more! We have upcoming events for our Anniversary that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on our special recruit Rumani, she’s a total boss.
And if you think that’s all, think again! We have costume passes for Miranda: Thief of Justice and Tove: Baseball Fan. You’ll be looking fly as a parrot in no time.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and use the code STAYTACTICAL for some epic rewards. Don’t be a noob, come join the fun!
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
| Players: | 102/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 19 | Buildings Constructed: | 43 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
Forget about traveling to bum fuck nowhere sites for work, because in our SMP, the only traveling you’ll be doing is exploring new biomes and finding hidden treasures. Who needs networking or virtualization when you can create your own automated farms and redstone contraptions?
So come join us and prove that you can make it in the world of industrial automation without losing your sanity. Plus, we have cookies. And by cookies, we mean virtual cookies that you can eat in-game. What are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best blocky life!
| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Treasure Maps Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas and flying pigs. Our spawn point is a giant cake that you can actually eat (virtually, of course).
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary “Chicken Whisperer” who can communicate with chickens and make them do your bidding. Need a chicken army to take over the world? He’s got you covered.
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs!
| Players: | 90/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
Our server is filled with hilarious characters who have all chosen to embrace the bald life. From the mighty bald warrior who slays dragons with his shiny head to the bald wizard who casts spells using the power of his smooth scalp, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bald society where players can trade balding tips and tricks, participate in bald-themed challenges, and compete in epic bald battles for glory and bragging rights.
So if you’re ready to ditch the hair and join the fun, come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to be a true bald legend!
| Players: | 90/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
| Players: | 109/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 1 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
Join us for insane adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and participating in epic battles against the evil Chicken Army (yes, they’re armed with swords and they mean business).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a rare and majestic creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Will you be able to out-dance the Diamond Sheep and earn its respect?
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a journey like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get wacky!
| Players: | 102/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
A Minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world never resets, PVP, no rules of any kind. You cannot be banned for any reason.
At the same time, imagine that over the many years of its existence there has never been a wipe on the server.
| Players: | 96/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 5530 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and the chance to ride around on a fancy mount that will make all your friends jealous. Who needs financial stability when you have a virtual horse that screams “I have too much money to spend”? So come on, join us and let’s ride into the sunset…in style!
| Players: | 109/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
But that’s not all that sets us apart. Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the Disco Llama. Legend has it that if you can tame one of these funky creatures, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Of course, no one has actually managed to do it yet, but that just adds to the mystery and allure.
And if you’re looking for a challenge, look no further than our custom-built parkour course. Rumor has it that only the most skilled players can make it to the end without rage quitting. But hey, if you do manage to conquer it, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that has the power to mine through bedrock. Imagine the possibilities!
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where Liv is THICCC, Disco Llamas roam free, and parkour courses will test your sanity. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll.
| Players: | 104/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 20 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 43 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
| Players: | 109/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Magical Moments Shared: | 5 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
| Players: | 90/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
