CobblePunk is a Cobblemon based server! what makes us unique is we encourage users to stick to a steampunk/solarpunk theme with their buildings!
we also have flying ships, create and more to enjoy!
| Players: | 96/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
But that’s not all – we’ve also added a Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade for you to ride on, where you’ll encounter Fixer Hong Lu from the FangHunt Office who will help you navigate through the twists and turns of this insane railway.
Join our server now and experience the thrill of being a part of Project Moon’s universe, where Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina collide in a mind-bending adventure. And don’t worry about spoilers – we’ve got you covered with our tutorial that will guide you through all the craziness.
Download our server now on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and get ready for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 97/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1527 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
storm fags, who claim to fight for the… Minecraft SMP
| Players: | 99/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 | Wilderness Tamed: | 13 |
| Farms Harvested: | 531 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Survive alone or with your friends in a world with a new generation and its own characteristics!
| Players: | 104/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 12 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
| Players: | 96/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 20 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 20 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
First of all, we have a 2nd Anniversary Livestream coming up on October 26th. Trust me, you don’t want to miss this, it’s going to be crazier than a creeper explosion!
We also have some wild events happening like Sim Room Overclock, NONSENSE RED [Red Hood Poll Costume], and LIFE AGAIN. And let me tell you, these events are so lit, even the Ender Dragon would be jealous.
But wait, there’s more! We have upcoming events for our Anniversary that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on our special recruit Rumani, she’s a total boss.
And if you think that’s all, think again! We have costume passes for Miranda: Thief of Justice and Tove: Baseball Fan. You’ll be looking fly as a parrot in no time.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and use the code STAYTACTICAL for some epic rewards. Don’t be a noob, come join the fun!
| Players: | 100/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
| Players: | 102/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 650 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Forget about traveling to bum fuck nowhere sites for work, because in our SMP, the only traveling you’ll be doing is exploring new biomes and finding hidden treasures. Who needs networking or virtualization when you can create your own automated farms and redstone contraptions?
So come join us and prove that you can make it in the world of industrial automation without losing your sanity. Plus, we have cookies. And by cookies, we mean virtual cookies that you can eat in-game. What are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best blocky life!
| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas and flying pigs. Our spawn point is a giant cake that you can actually eat (virtually, of course).
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary “Chicken Whisperer” who can communicate with chickens and make them do your bidding. Need a chicken army to take over the world? He’s got you covered.
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs!
| Players: | 93/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Our server is filled with hilarious characters who have all chosen to embrace the bald life. From the mighty bald warrior who slays dragons with his shiny head to the bald wizard who casts spells using the power of his smooth scalp, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bald society where players can trade balding tips and tricks, participate in bald-themed challenges, and compete in epic bald battles for glory and bragging rights.
So if you’re ready to ditch the hair and join the fun, come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to be a true bald legend!
| Players: | 103/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Buildings Constructed: | 28 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
| Players: | 109/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
Join us for insane adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and participating in epic battles against the evil Chicken Army (yes, they’re armed with swords and they mean business).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a rare and majestic creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Will you be able to out-dance the Diamond Sheep and earn its respect?
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a journey like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get wacky!
| Players: | 100/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 20 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
A Minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world never resets, PVP, no rules of any kind. You cannot be banned for any reason.
At the same time, imagine that over the many years of its existence there has never been a wipe on the server.
| Players: | 108/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and the chance to ride around on a fancy mount that will make all your friends jealous. Who needs financial stability when you have a virtual horse that screams “I have too much money to spend”? So come on, join us and let’s ride into the sunset…in style!
| Players: | 91/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Divine Spears Created: | 23 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
But that’s not all that sets us apart. Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the Disco Llama. Legend has it that if you can tame one of these funky creatures, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Of course, no one has actually managed to do it yet, but that just adds to the mystery and allure.
And if you’re looking for a challenge, look no further than our custom-built parkour course. Rumor has it that only the most skilled players can make it to the end without rage quitting. But hey, if you do manage to conquer it, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that has the power to mine through bedrock. Imagine the possibilities!
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where Liv is THICCC, Disco Llamas roam free, and parkour courses will test your sanity. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll.
| Players: | 90/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 18 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
| Players: | 106/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 1 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
