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Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 8876 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
Our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds, flying pigs that drop golden apples, and a secret underground club where the Ender Dragon likes to hang out on weekends.
We also have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT that will blow your mind (literally), a giant statue of Steve made out of cheese, and a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted cookies that give you superpowers.
So come join us and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. And remember, if you ever need to debate the finer points of self-love with your clone, we’ve got you covered.