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Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 2992 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 19 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
Our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds, flying pigs that drop golden apples, and a secret underground club where the Ender Dragon likes to hang out on weekends.
We also have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT that will blow your mind (literally), a giant statue of Steve made out of cheese, and a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted cookies that give you superpowers.
So come join us and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. And remember, if you ever need to debate the finer points of self-love with your clone, we’ve got you covered.