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Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 8252 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Void Gems Collected: | 31 |
Zombie Dances: | 9 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 7089 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
Our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds, flying pigs that drop golden apples, and a secret underground club where the Ender Dragon likes to hang out on weekends.
We also have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT that will blow your mind (literally), a giant statue of Steve made out of cheese, and a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted cookies that give you superpowers.
So come join us and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. And remember, if you ever need to debate the finer points of self-love with your clone, we’ve got you covered.