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Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 970 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 29 | Wilderness Tamed: | 14 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 7 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 |
Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 14 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 | Potions Brewed: | 161 |
Falling into the Void: | 0 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
Our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds, flying pigs that drop golden apples, and a secret underground club where the Ender Dragon likes to hang out on weekends.
We also have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT that will blow your mind (literally), a giant statue of Steve made out of cheese, and a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted cookies that give you superpowers.
So come join us and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. And remember, if you ever need to debate the finer points of self-love with your clone, we’ve got you covered.