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Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 6752 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 88 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 4 |
Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 23 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 19 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds, flying pigs that drop golden apples, and a secret underground club where the Ender Dragon likes to hang out on weekends.
We also have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT that will blow your mind (literally), a giant statue of Steve made out of cheese, and a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted cookies that give you superpowers.
So come join us and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. And remember, if you ever need to debate the finer points of self-love with your clone, we’ve got you covered.