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Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 1946 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 | Mines Excavated: | 2415 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 29 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 34 |
Our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds, flying pigs that drop golden apples, and a secret underground club where the Ender Dragon likes to hang out on weekends.
We also have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT that will blow your mind (literally), a giant statue of Steve made out of cheese, and a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted cookies that give you superpowers.
So come join us and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. And remember, if you ever need to debate the finer points of self-love with your clone, we’ve got you covered.