Clock Wife’s Pixel Tits Emporium – Where Time and Pixels Collide in a Hilarious Adventure! LOL

Adventure, clock, collide, cute, Emporium, hilarious, lol, long trail, looking, PIXEL, pixels, STOP, tags, Time, tits, VT, Wife, Wifes

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9686
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	184	Secret Passages Found:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5683
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	392
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

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I hate you

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5976
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
New Chunks Explored:	510458	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

semi-new 1.20 Small minecraft server focused in providing a vanilla survival experience, with no P2W and limited plugins, you can enjoy minecraft as it was created.Friendly Staff are always happy to help

mcodium.com

TanukiCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	105
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Alien Abductions:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Divine Spears Created:	26	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4545	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

TanukiCraft is a professional, high-quality server featuring a custom-configured Towny experience for Java and Bedrock Crossplay. Engage in an immersive gameplay environment where you can build magnificent towns in a consistent world, engage in strategic PvP battles, participate in exciting events, and thrive in a robust player-driven economy. Join us now for an unforgettable Minecraft adventure!Server IP Address play.tanukicraft.netPort Bedrock Edition: 19132 Java Edition: 25565Consoles can join with our friend bot. Add tanukicraft1 as a friend in Minecraft and there will be a joinable world on your friends list.World never resets, server is kept up to the latest version but backwards compatibility from 1.19+

play.tanukicraft.net

Madcow Family Friendly

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3800
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	739	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33

Madcow Family Friendly Minecraft Server. (Almost) Vanilla – Minecraft as it is meant to be, with the following exceptions:-* Grief Prevention, so you can protect your builds and property. * A plug-in to remove floating treetops, because who likes floating treetops? * dynmap on play.madcow.fun:8123 * A little bit of teleporting and home setting * Family-friendly chat filtersSurvival mode / PvEQuestions to [email protected]

play.madcow.fun

Blade SMP

Anarchy, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4608
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

A fun SMP, PVP, and Semi-Anarcy (no cheats) server, to have fun.Its a semi-vanilla server with few plugins. it has ranks.there is no anti grief for players, so hide you’re base well.how am I supposed to fill this description with 100 chars for a vanilla server, cmon

play.bladesmp.com

HermitVeterans

PvE, Survival

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3427
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

What is Hermit Veterans About? We are a public community-based PurPur survival server with a welcoming playerbase. You can decide to live alone, join a group or create one of your own. It’s up to you how you play; you are sure to find your niche here.We have upgraded to 1.18, but we have not reset the map. Instead, builds have been retained and any unused chunks were reset, bringing new generation to 80% of the world. Caves below y=0 can also be found anywhere throughout the world, in new and old chunks. What Plugins do we use? Here’s a brief overview of some of the main ones: -Grief Prevention: To keep your builds safe! -Population Density: To provide the world with “regions” for players to own, as well as a means of teleportation. -SignShops: A simple way of selling goods via signs without you being there to make the trade. -ViaVersion and ViaBackwards: These plugins allow players to join while running Minecraft versions 1.12+. What are “regions” and “region poles”? Regions, as stated above, are a part of the population density plugin and are 400×400 block areas that players can own! Region poles are situated in the center of the region. They allow you to travel quickly across the map to visit other regions. Region poles consist of a stone brick platform with a glowstone pole at the center. Region poles give you the opportunity to explore the builds made by others with ease. We have a website at: HermitVeterans.com as well as a Discord server at: HermitVeterans.com/discord where you can chat with players both off and on the server and familiarize yourself with the playerbase and the server. Please note that you will need to join the Minecraft server first before you are able to verify your account on the website or on the discord server.

HermitVeterans.com

Helix

Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7784
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	803
Magic Items Found:	1455	Emeralds Found:	6191
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13

Here at Helix we’re truly diverse, playing host to players from many walks of life. We reach people from Hawaii all the way to Singapore, cultivating a server with energy that allows players to play the game however they like! As such, our server is fueled with creativity that gives rise to remarkable builds. The soaring Helix towers overlook spawn’s stores,which aren’t far away from the space rocket marvel that was constructed in just a day. Other features are there to be found.This spurs on members who are committed to grouped projects that allow us to expand beyond the traditional boundaries of survival servers. One of these projects is our Crystal Racing circuit, and it’s these sorts of builds that allow us to accomplish other ventures. Every other weekend, we use these builds to host events and minigames within the server. Many of our members will log in and we’ll play a game of Mafia, Parkour or Capture the Flag.We’re proud of the community that we’ve cultivated on the server, and now we’re looking for some of you to be a part of that! If you’re looking for vanilla Minecraft experience, though, do not fear! The plugins we run mean we do not stray at all far away from vanilla Minecraft.We do have a 18+ age stipulation, as we’re looking to strengthen our community. We’ll never punish players for inactivity, just as long as you’re still interested in remaining whitelisted. Events are a server-wide occasion, and so we encourage our members to come out if they can.As we watch your applications come in, we’re naturally delighted with how many people seek to join and are excited to see our new recruits!To apply, join our discord.

play.helixmc.eu

FOX SMP

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7119
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Love Letters Sent:	16
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

A Brand New Minecraft Server . Friendely enviornment , land claims, , keepInventory , Bedwars , Skyblock , kitPvP , MiniGames, etc.CUSTOM RANKS , EXTRA CREADITS , DAILY REWARDS , CUSTOM JOBS , CUSTOM SHOPS, Crazy Enchantments, etc

play.foxsmp.in

OzarkCraft

Vanilla

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8287
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6872
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Are you frustrated with putting time in building on an SMP only to have your work wiped out in the name of “Seasons”? Are you finding the constant nagging of Pay to Win robbing you the joy of just placing some blocks or making new friends? Do you even remember what Vanilla tastes like anymore with the ever growing list of game altering mods?Look no further!We at OzarkCraft feel your pain and have created a server experience that not only will bring you back to that “Feels Like Home” vibe but also follows updates without resetting and keeps the new blocks and biomes within your grasp!Apart from a couple of quality of life improvements like coordinate hud, armor stands and single player sleep, you can settle down here and build yourself a home that will be around for a long time.

mc.ozarkcraft.net

Kanda Kraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8535
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

Welcome to Kanda Kraft! [1.19.3]Welcome to the world of Kanda. In this fantastical, medieval world, human-like seals and humans coexist together… well not completely together. Complete quests and uncover the secrets of the Seal Kingdom!We are a survival server for players seeking a brand new environment for survival building! A small community and new beginnings! Features: -Survival- close to normal vanilla play -towny-Greif prevention claims, set-homes,-Random Teleport-economy!-many great buildings for various fantasy/medieval roleplaying!-voting ranks for those who decide to stick around!-many buildings yet to come- more cities, more locations!-Also… who doesn’t love seals! 🙂

kandakraft.net

MC Adventures

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5967
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Farms Harvested:	694
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ores Mined:	2500
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Mc-Adventures! Welcome to a small and welcoming network, with a whole bunch of different gamemodes and minigames to choose from. Friendly and interactive staff available available almost 24/7 on the server or in the Discord : https://discord.gg/tGGXQpbKCT We are looking to expand the network and are warmly taking feedbacks either good or bad. Suggestion and ticket system in the discord. Hope to see some of you come on by for a small peek and maybe you like it:O The servers this network includes: – [SMP] Survival server with the old nether – [McMMO] Survival server with mcmmo gamestyle and jobs. This is using the newest “minecraft” – [Skyblock] Build your own island up in the sky with just a few starting materials. We have two different skyblocks: normal skyblock and oneblock (you start with 1 block) – [Bloodmoon] Survival server with the old nether. But every 4th night there is a bloodmon making hostile mob much stronger and have the chance to drop nice loot – [Pixelmon] As we all know the “pixelmon” You gotta catch em all! [Forge 1.12.2 and the pixelmon mon required]

– [Minigames] A bunch of minigames to choose from: Bedwars, Hunger Games, Hide And Seek and much more! – [Creative] Build your creations in creative mode. Can you outbuild any of the current builds? Server ip is “play.mc-adventures.com” Website “mc-adventures.com”

play.mc-adventures.com

LoverCraft Network

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2011
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Villages Defended:	16	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

This server is Loverfella’s Minecraft server. 1.19.2 Survival! Daily Updates Daily events with YouTubers! Even LoverFella himself!Expect anything from Daily events ran by admins to event held by Loverfella himself for videos on his youtube channel.

play.loverfella.com

Hyskies Network

Skyblock

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1106
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Enchantments Applied:	175	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Hyskies is a Minecraft server that was launched back in 2019. We have years of experience hosting fun, popular, and unique servers! Join us today to see what we have to offer!

org.hyskies.net

The Fahr Realm

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5729
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Enchantments Applied:	127
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Thank you for taking the time to read this. In July of 2016 I set up this server for my friends and I so we could have fun together. We have Towny for land protection, Mcmmo for an RPG-like feel , Infernal mobs with loot for a real challenge. Vehicles like planes and cars. Guns and explosives for extended combat along with many many custom enchantments for you to enjoy. There are no pay to win elements either, so everyone is on the same playing field.When you first join, you will spawn in a white room, our rules are there. Then in the next room you will meet two villagers, these villagers will help you make your starter kit. Unlike other servers – you get a choice in what you get for your starter gear! The last room has additional information for you before you depart to the wilderness. Be careful out there and make sure to take a bed with you as we have a sleep voting system to skip the nightI really hope you can come online and enjoy what I’ve worked so hard on 🙂 -Vk

play.fahrrealm.com

PlanetBrunei

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5244
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Farms Harvested:	756

Hey guys! Make sure to check PlanetBn Server out! IP: mc.planetbn.com Web: www.planetbn.com Lag Free 24/7 Online CRACKED SERVER!

mc.planetbn.com

Disorbs Skyblock

MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8104
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4571	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Welcome to Disorbs, an awesome Server with amazing people! Here you can bring your friends or make new ones and begin your new journey or, if you would rather, by yourself. Come and join the server today to have fun!Features: 1.18+ Skyblock Free /Fly Ore-Gen mcMMO Custom Enchants (Engrams) Spawners Server Crates and More…

Play.Disorbs.Net