Clock Wife’s Pixel Tits Emporium – Where Time and Pixels Collide in a Hilarious Adventure! LOL

Adventure, clock, collide, cute, Emporium, hilarious, lol, long trail, looking, PIXEL, pixels, STOP, tags, Time, tits, VT, Wife, Wifes

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8289
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Magic Items Found:	3956
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Animals Bred:	178	Epic Battles Fought:	17

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The Farmers Market MC

Economy, Survival

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6921
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

An LGBTQ friendly semi-vanilla server. Come join the Fruit Basket!With active players, active staff, and a warm welcoming community, The Farmers Market is your one stop server for all your fruity needs!Join our discord at discord.farmersmarketmc.net

farmersmarketmc.net

AquaSmp

Survival

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	360
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Ores Mined:	9766
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Votes:	5337	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Very Friendly Staff and player base we have a discord server that you can join if you want to our server community is on there if u want to be friends with them or ask anything that is need for server wise

aqua-smp.apexmc.co:25666

RedSkyEagle

LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7037
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Farms Harvested:	140	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Crops Grown:	2005

Welcome to JungleSMP Its an OP Survival SMP ensuring to create quality experiences for everyone. Lifesteal SMP Added. Its a survival community with a strong focus on exploration, community and passionately bringing you the best of what minecraft has to offer. This is also a crossplay between java and bedrock which allow you to have fun with your friends no matter on what device they are. And also available for cracked minecraft versions. We offer ranks and extra rewards for voting. When you joined in, u can get started by typing “/rtp” to teleport into the wilderness. We are a safe server with rules. We do not allow greifing or raiding, which means your builds will be completely safe. We also include player shop, player warp, crates, auction, etc. Everyone is welcome to join, So join today and enjoy our JungleSMP. IP -play.junglesmp.online Port – 25576 If you are mobile user this ip is not working for you then IP – 192.99.232.94 with same port

play.redskyeagle.net:25597

ExodusMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1722
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Gods Slained:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

ExodusMC is Network that specialises in Skyblock, Lifesteal, Prison, and SkyPvP. Start your adventure on our server today and meet new friends! Join the active growing community and see what ExodusMC has to offer. We are waiting for you!

ExodusMC.org

Babylon MC

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7009
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Zombie Dances:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

**EXPLORATION UPDATE LAUNCHING WEDNESDAY 14TH JUNE 2023**Babylon MC is a Vanilla Survival server hosted in Australia. No /sethome, no /tpa, etc, no hacking, just pure, classic Minecraft survival with a great group of players.Apply for Whitelist through our discord. (Rules also on discord)Est. 17th December 2021

play.babylonmc.net

Kicklex

Survival

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	694
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

– Simple and Special Protections – Buy and sell stores – Mysterious Safes – Ranks (all permanent) – Prisons – YT and MiniYT Ranks (Looking for Streamer and YT) – Kits – Economy – Tops – Jobs

mc.kicklex.lat

VitalCraft

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3335
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

At VitalCraft, we understand the joy that Minecraft brings to the world , and we strive to provide our players with an exceptional gaming experience. Our map is one of a kind and offers endless possibilities for exploration and adventure. From the moment you step onto our server, you’ll be immersed in a world full of creativity and excitement. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a beginner, we have something for everyone. We have collaborated to bring you the best of the old school, OG factions, and the new school. Join us today and discover what sets us apart from the rest.

185.199.95.177:25573

FlickationSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2078
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

FlickationSMP has some of the coolest features and is very unique. We have an Earth server with custom plugins including tanks, planes, helicopters, submarines, and more! And, if you ever had a hard time trying to play with your friends that are on bedrock or java, then join FlickationSMP!

play.flickationsmp.fun:20002

From Minepur

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1449
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	10

minepurist.net

Unrealtactical

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6171
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Emeralds Found:	679

This Is The Official Server Of The Youtuber CoolGunner. UnrealTactical Is Back In Full Strenght As A Part Of The MC Server Network. UnrealTactical Also Has Unofficial Support For Bedrock Clients!!!!! **Please Note: Bedrock Clients Must Use Port 19132** Currently Is Hosts: – Survial Cool features -SkyblockComing Soon: – Zombies -Minigames – Prison – Kitpvp – Factions

unrealtactical.com

XCraft Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6664
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

XCraft Survival is celebrating 10 Years of providing a nice escape! Since 2013, we’ve been working hard to create a server that allows you to play with ease. We’re all about the old-school survival experience, with a few fun twists! From custom enchantments and tweaked crafting recipes to fighting Herobrine and using Flight Feathers, you’ll find your niche!We are a play-to-win server, the only way that you’re going to get farther than anyone else is by putting in the work, which means NO P2W. Our ranks are purely cosmetic, letting you earn everything you have in-game with our Perks system. You can upgrade yourself to have more set homes, player vaults, portable workstations, and more!

play.xcsurvival.com

TitoCraft #Forever

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3381
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	4578	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

TitoCraft is a Minecraft server made for players. Our main objective is to satisfy the community. Our game modes are unique and different from any other server, 100% customized by our team. “Too good to be true”? Come and see! Game Modes: – Survival / BedWars / Skyblock / OneBlock / Parkour– Easy and affordable savings – Customized menus and commands – An innovative store menu – VoteParty / McMMO / Jobs / Daily Challenges and Monthly Challenges / Minigames AND MUCH MORE!!!

titocraft.mcserv.me

Laoco

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8311
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Looking for a fun friendly active Minecraft community to be apart of? Look no further! Server Info: always latest • All Inclusive server. • Staff monitored Grief and Theft Plugins • semi vanilla survival server • Greylisted – We keep out the trolls. So come check us out,

play.laoco.net

MSRebound

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	763
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

play.msrebound.com

Village mine

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8204
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19

Welcome to our village mine! The Dorfmine is a German-speaking Minecraft server for up to 100 players, with a classic freebuild concept and an extensive zone system so that your buildings are completely protected – you simply look for a nice place, place a box and create your zone, which you too later you can manage it completely independently. With us you don’t have to rely on any team members, but, just like in single player, you have complete freedom without having to worry about strangers destroying your things.Surrounded by a constantly growing but manageable community that always helps each other out, you will be looked after by a very experienced team. Our servers are online 24/7 to offer you an exceptional and lag-free gaming experience.We look forward to welcoming you to our village mine and wish you a lot of fun on our server! 🙂

dorfmine.com