Clock Wife’s Pixel Tits Emporium – Where Time and Pixels Collide in a Hilarious Adventure! LOL

Adventure, clock, collide, cute, Emporium, hilarious, lol, long trail, looking, PIXEL, pixels, STOP, tags, Time, tits, VT, Wife, Wifes

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3398
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Zombie Dances:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Holy Grails Found:	4
Votes:	4924	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

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Nornia – A Vivecraft Server (VR)

MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3443
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Potions Brewed:	114	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

nornia.net

NightRealm

Creative, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6620
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Void Gems Collected:	31	Runes Activated:	6

NightRealm is a Minecraft server that has an interesting take on the following gamemodes; Survival – a more modern and harder take on the original Survival experience, sporting a shop, balanced economy, SlimeFun and more. Creative – A way to express your imagination and everyone gets WorldEdit! Parkour – A good place to show your parkouring skills, but you can also submit your parkours. Nations – a realistic geopolitical gamemode which aims to recreate the modern world!

play.nightrealm.net

The Mushroom Co. Survival

Economy, Factions, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2923
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

A nice friendly small survival server. We at Webbcraft are a closely knit community of helpful players with friendly staff. Our aim at Mushroom Co. is to provide the best server experience for any player; we try to cater for any Minecraft playing style. There’s a pvp arena for PVP and an awesome shop where you can buy and sell! We have the ChestShop plugin to allow you to create your own shops. This server has a few plugins to enhance your experience such as Factions to work in teams and protect land, LWC so that your chests can be locked, ChestShop so you can create shops and sell items and PvPToggle so you can toggle pvp on and off if you don’t want to be randomly hit by other players. This is a strictly no griefing server and any griefers caught will be banned. We use the CoreProtect plugin to rollback and catch griefers, but claiming the land for your faction can prevent it being destroyed in the first place if you only let trusted people into your faction. Come join us on a survival adventure, hope to see you there!

mc.webbcraft.co.uk

Fusion SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6246
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

The best HARDCORE SMP on the market. Join now for an exclusive hardcore experience with custom items and tools.

37.230.138.16:25593

20Ticks

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	789
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Enchantments Applied:	250	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Welcome to 20Ticks!We are new, but aspire to to be a close and welcoming community after we get a few players.Our server is available to both Java and Bedrock players. Please take note of our Discord Server URL: https://discord.gg/JCY9fhbKdAOur server provides:– Player Ranks – Economhy and Shops – Grief Prevention – Vote Crate – More!We look forward to seeing you in the game soon!

play.20ticks.com

StellarverseMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8823
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Runes Activated:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Holy Grails Found:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

StellarverseMC is a Minecraft 1.20 Java server based in the Philippines.Enjoy an immersive journey in our Survival game mode where you’ll encounter thrilling challenges and captivating adventures. But that’s just the beginning – we have ambitious plans for future game modes in the server including new features, regular and seasonal events, in-game competitions, and a lot more to elevate your gaming experience.Our vision is to create an inclusive platform celebrated by everyone. This includes our commitment to balancing custom items and features that enhance the gameplay and quality of life (QOL) for all types of players.You can also express yourself and stand out from the crowd with our range of cool cosmetics and other in-game items. Showcase your style and personality with an array of options that cater to all tastes and preferences, making you—and your experience—truly one-of-a-kind.StellarverseMC is a Southeast Asia-based server but you can foster new online relationships with people from everywhere across different timezones when you interact with your co-players in-game and in our Discord community.See you in the Stellarverse universe! Server Host Location: Singapore Asia Ping: 0-50ms US West/Canada Ping: 80-200ms

play.stellarversemc.com

CGCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3783
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Votes:	1202	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24

CGCraft Survival Server – Minecraft Experience!» Infinite World, 1.19.2+ Support » New Agricultural Products, Special Items » Special Armors, Realistic Animal Animations » Special Texture Pack, Anti-Lag Settings » 100+ Quality Plugins » Enhanced Image with Optifine » Friendly Community, Discord Support » https://discord.gg/Z8DxCMxrjN » https://www.twitch.tv/crystalgangsterStart your Minecraft adventure with CGCraft!

oyna.cgcraft.net

The Farmers Market MC

Economy, Survival

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3185
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

An LGBTQ friendly semi-vanilla server. Come join the Fruit Basket!With active players, active staff, and a warm welcoming community, The Farmers Market is your one stop server for all your fruity needs!Join our discord at discord.farmersmarketmc.net

farmersmarketmc.net

AquaSmp

Survival

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5700
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Mines Excavated:	3931	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Very Friendly Staff and player base we have a discord server that you can join if you want to our server community is on there if u want to be friends with them or ask anything that is need for server wise

aqua-smp.apexmc.co:25666

RedSkyEagle

LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8873
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Astral Projections Made:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	35
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Welcome to JungleSMP Its an OP Survival SMP ensuring to create quality experiences for everyone. Lifesteal SMP Added. Its a survival community with a strong focus on exploration, community and passionately bringing you the best of what minecraft has to offer. This is also a crossplay between java and bedrock which allow you to have fun with your friends no matter on what device they are. And also available for cracked minecraft versions. We offer ranks and extra rewards for voting. When you joined in, u can get started by typing “/rtp” to teleport into the wilderness. We are a safe server with rules. We do not allow greifing or raiding, which means your builds will be completely safe. We also include player shop, player warp, crates, auction, etc. Everyone is welcome to join, So join today and enjoy our JungleSMP. IP -play.junglesmp.online Port – 25576 If you are mobile user this ip is not working for you then IP – 192.99.232.94 with same port

play.redskyeagle.net:25597

ExodusMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4901
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

ExodusMC is Network that specialises in Skyblock, Lifesteal, Prison, and SkyPvP. Start your adventure on our server today and meet new friends! Join the active growing community and see what ExodusMC has to offer. We are waiting for you!

ExodusMC.org

Babylon MC

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6493
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Crops Grown:	9331	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	15

**EXPLORATION UPDATE LAUNCHING WEDNESDAY 14TH JUNE 2023**Babylon MC is a Vanilla Survival server hosted in Australia. No /sethome, no /tpa, etc, no hacking, just pure, classic Minecraft survival with a great group of players.Apply for Whitelist through our discord. (Rules also on discord)Est. 17th December 2021

play.babylonmc.net

Kicklex

Survival

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4934
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Dimension Hops:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	468	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Votes:	6481	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

– Simple and Special Protections – Buy and sell stores – Mysterious Safes – Ranks (all permanent) – Prisons – YT and MiniYT Ranks (Looking for Streamer and YT) – Kits – Economy – Tops – Jobs

mc.kicklex.lat

VitalCraft

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1762
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	4555	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	402
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

At VitalCraft, we understand the joy that Minecraft brings to the world , and we strive to provide our players with an exceptional gaming experience. Our map is one of a kind and offers endless possibilities for exploration and adventure. From the moment you step onto our server, you’ll be immersed in a world full of creativity and excitement. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a beginner, we have something for everyone. We have collaborated to bring you the best of the old school, OG factions, and the new school. Join us today and discover what sets us apart from the rest.

185.199.95.177:25573

FlickationSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6862
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

FlickationSMP has some of the coolest features and is very unique. We have an Earth server with custom plugins including tanks, planes, helicopters, submarines, and more! And, if you ever had a hard time trying to play with your friends that are on bedrock or java, then join FlickationSMP!

play.flickationsmp.fun:20002