ClimateCraft: No Ads, Just Blocks!

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lol so like u know how facebook is all like “no ads about climate change cuz it’s too sensitive” well guess what, our minecraft server is all about climate change baby!! join us and u can build ur own renewable energy sources like wind turbines and solar panels. u can even create ur own virtual protests against deforestation and pollution. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from the evil corporations trying to silence ur environmental message. come join us and fight for a greener minecraft world!! #savetheblocks

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Dragon’s SMP Dogma 2

Abilities, action, Adventure, armor, Character customization, combat system, companions, Dogma, Dragon’s Dogma 2, dragons, Exploration, FANTASY, Magic, Main character, Monsters, open world, Pawn system, Quests, RPG, Skills, smp, video game, weapons

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We don’t have dragons or dogmas, but we do have creepers and crafting, which is basically the same thing, right? Join us and embark on a quest to defeat the Ender Dragon while also trying to remember where you left your diamond pickaxe.

Our main guy + pawn will guide you through the treacherous lands of our server, offering witty commentary and questionable fashion choices along the way. But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of redstone and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or stop their evil plans?

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head and still somehow survive? Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you super speed and make you invincible for 30 seconds. Trust us, it’s totally worth it.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and let the adventures begin! Just remember, always watch your back for sneaky creepers and never trust a villager wearing a top hat.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

DrivewayNoWalkies Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the longest driveways in all of block land! Tired of your neighbors constantly walking on your property? Join us and enjoy the luxury of a never-ending driveway that no one will dare to trespass on.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even the villagers are jealous of our spacious lots. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself tried to sneak onto our server just to get a glimpse of our epic driveways.

So why wait? Join now and claim your spot on the most coveted server in Minecraft history. Just be sure to watch out for any wandering players looking for a new place to take a stroll – our driveways are off-limits for anyone but our elite members.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	338486	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Runes Activated:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

WeddingCraftUber

Apology, assigned tables, bachelor party, Best Friend, BETRAYAL, Communication, Conflict, disability, Drama, elope, exclusion, friendship, Marriage, misunderstanding, reception, relationships, seating, Support, Uber, Wedding, WeddingCraftUber

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is always on the menu? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment!

Join us and experience the thrill of being left out of wedding photos, having your husband walk down the aisle with his ex, and not even being assigned a seat at the reception! Who needs a boring old wedding when you can have all this excitement in the virtual world of Minecraft?

Plus, if you ever need to make a dramatic exit like calling an Uber with blaring music, we’ve got your back. And don’t worry about causing a scene – drama is our middle name!

So come join our server and experience the wild ride of virtual weddings and friendship drama like never before. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4009	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Ores Mined:	3564	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

UnhealthyEatsMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and steals them all! Or maybe you’re building a beautiful castle when a giant chicken comes stomping through, demanding tribute in the form of golden carrots.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cursed Cactus of Doom, rumored to grant wishes but at a deadly cost. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our crazy SMP and prepare for the unexpected. Just be sure to bring a sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Emeralds Found:	3523	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CreeperConfessions

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly you hear someone’s private time session through their mic. But wait, it gets better! Join our server and you might just stumble upon a secret underground rave party where the creepers are the DJs. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join now for a chance to witness the unexpected!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

OrbansCraft: No Surrender to Russia

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Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the players are so lit, even Hungary would have yielded to Russia? Like, imagine a world where the players are so OP that even political advisors are like “whoa, these peeps are next level!” Join us and be part of the epicness, where alliances are formed, battles are fought, and friendships are forged in the fires of creativity. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something legendary, join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Crops Grown:	8762	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	19

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Youthful Time Travelers – Age Hide-and-Seek

“Youth, age, age hide-and-seek, always, BE, Chasing, cozying up, Game, Grown-ups, Hideandseek, just live, Kids, knees creak, lifelong, Live, Somewhere., Time, Time Travelers, travelers, trying, Youthful

come join our minecraft server, where we time travel like a bunch of confused chickens! we’re constantly trying to be in places we ain’t supposed to be, like sneaking into the adult table at thanksgiving dinner or trying to fit into our old high school jeans. it’s like we’re stuck in a never-ending game of hide-and-seek with time itself, always running after that elusive youthfulness. do we even know how to just chill and enjoy the present moment? nah, we’d rather be building epic castles and fighting dragons in minecraft. so come on over and join the madness, because who needs to live in the real world when you can escape to our crazy minecraft universe?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	769089
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Planet SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets Planets, Crates, and Fair Gameplay! Join Now for Ranks and Dungeons Galore!

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Planet SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Adventure
Goal	Unlock planets using in-game currency
Features	Crates, cosmetics, dungeons, community
Discord	discord.gg/planetsmp
Store	Planet SMP \| Home
Server IP	play.planetsmp.net

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I unlock planets?	Collect in-game currency through dungeons or tasks
Are there cosmetics available?	Yes, there are cosmetics to enhance your gameplay
Can I join the community Discord?	Yes, join discord.gg/planetsmp
Is real money involved in unlocking planets?	No, only in-game currency is used

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Guideless Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying TNT, disappearing blocks, and random chickens falling from the sky!

2. Our spawn point is located on top of a giant floating banana, because why not? It’s the perfect spot to start your epic adventure in a world where nothing makes sense.

3. Want to mine for diamonds? Good luck finding them in our upside-down caves filled with dancing creepers and lava waterfalls. It’s like a disco inferno down there!

4. Our PvP arena is a giant maze filled with invisible walls, hidden traps, and a horde of angry llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the chaos!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then join us now and see if you can survive the madness! Good luck, you’ll need it!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	170	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of real life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic base and surviving against creepers.

We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft SMP? Let’s make memories that will make you forget about that botched circumcision and have you laughing till you cry!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

BabyCraftLand

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Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for a wild adventure? Join our Minecraft server for a crazy good time!

Imagine this: you log on and are greeted by a virtual niece who runs up to you and shrieks happily, just like in real life! Give her a virtual hug and call her “my baby” without any judgment from your SIL. In fact, on our server, everyone is encouraged to use all the terms of endearment they want!

But watch out, because there might be some virtual drama too. Will your SIL get mad at you for building a virtual castle for your niece and calling her “my princess”? Only one way to find out!

So join our server now and let the virtual family drama unfold in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible! Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Awkwardly Normal

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is anything but normal!

Join us if you want to discover a hidden village filled with talking pigs who throw epic dance parties every night. Or how about embarking on a quest to find the legendary Chicken King who rules over a kingdom of flying chickens?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can challenge the evil Sheep Sorcerer to a magical duel. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy!

So why settle for a mundane Minecraft experience when you can join our server and explore a world filled with wacky wonders and bizarre adventures? Trust us, once you step foot into our crazy realm, you’ll never want to leave!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Void Armor Forged:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Ores Mined:	9101	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

HezbollahHaterCraft

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come join our epic minecraft server where we keep ‘degrading’ all the creepers until our objectives are met! we have crazy pvp battles where you can show off your skills and take down the enemy like a boss. plus, our admins are like the israel of minecraft, always keeping things in order and making sure everyone follows the rules. so come on, join us and let’s keep ‘degrading’ until we reach the top!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Enchantments Applied:	181	Dragon Eggs Found:	5876
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Buildings Constructed:	36

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

AussieSMP – Where kangaroos and creepers coexist peacefully! Join now for a g’day mate! 🦘💣

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Minecraft Server Information

IP Address	mc.aus.gg
Server Location	Sydney, Australia
Discord invite link	Discord Invite Link
Apply here	Apply Now

Overview

The AussieSMP is a Australian hosted Survival server with a small community of players from around the world. The server is whitelisted and application-based to ensure a safe and inclusive environment for all players. The gameplay is mostly vanilla with added quality of life features.

Features

The server is running the latest version of Minecraft
Minimal modifications to Vanilla game mechanics
Player-created shops for trading
Teleport commands for easy navigation
Land-claiming system for player protection
Multiple worlds with no plans for full resets
Part of a growing network with additional server options

Rules

Don’t be a dick
No griefing
No spamming
Be respectful
Don’t swear excessively
No hacking or exploits
No ban evasion
Don’t be the reason for new rules
Use common sense

FAQ

Q: Can anyone join the AussieSMP server?

A: The server is whitelisted and application-based, so interested players need to apply using the provided link.

Q: Are there any modified game mechanics on the server?

A: The server aims to keep modifications to Vanilla game mechanics to a minimum.

Q: Is there a land-claiming system on the server?

A: Yes, players can use a golden shovel to claim land for protection.

Q: How many worlds are available on the server?

A: The server consists of multiple worlds with no plans for full resets.

Q: Are there additional server options in the network?

A: Yes, the server is part of a growing network with a creative server and other features.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Weird Trade Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Pokemon trades? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the trades are out of this world! We once had a player trade a shiny Groudon with perfect IVs named P0RNHUB.COM – now that’s a Pokemon you won’t find in any Pokedex! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy trades, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises. Who knows, you might just end up with a legendary Pokemon named after your favorite website! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.