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Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 4068 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
Zombie Dances: | 0 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 29 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 11 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Join us as we embark on epic quests to show those pesky villagers who’s boss. No longer will we be slaves to their demands for emeralds and wheat. It’s time to take what we want and show them who’s really in charge.
And don’t worry about those pesky women trying to control us. We’ve got a strict “no girls allowed” policy on our server. Because let’s face it, women are just out to use us for their own gain. It’s time to stand up for ourselves and show them who’s really in control.
So come join us on our Minecraft server, where we believe in taking what’s rightfully ours and having a good time doing it. Who needs women when you’ve got a pack of wolves to raid villages with? Let’s show them who’s boss and have some fun while we’re at it. See you in the game!