ClayFighter Minecraft Server

90s games, beat em up, childhood memories, classic, ClayFighter, cult classic, fighting game genre, fighting game series, fighting games, Gaming, Gaming Community, humor, Minecraft, multiplayer, New game, nostalgic, Parody, rare games, Server, unique characters, video games, Wishlist

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2262
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Crops Grown:	1236	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	1592	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of all those boring fighting games with the same old characters and moves? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is like a ClayFighter on steroids! We’ve got crazy custom characters made entirely out of clay that will have you laughing and battling for hours on end.

Join our server and experience epic battles between a giant clay chicken and a ninja made out of spaghetti. Watch as a clay cowboy rides a clay unicorn into battle, shooting rainbow lasers out of its horn. And don’t even get me started on the clay dragon that breathes fire made of marshmallows.

But that’s not all! Our server also has insane mini-games like Clay Spleef, where you have to dig through layers of clay while avoiding falling into a pit of lava made of melted cheese. And if you’re feeling extra daring, try your hand at Clay Parkour, where you have to jump from platform to platform made of jello without falling into the abyss of pudding below.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most hilarious ClayFighter-inspired battles you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

XmasDelayDrama

christmas, Christmas parties, Christmas timing, Christmas traditions, extended family, family conflict, family dynamics, family gatherings, family obligations., family pressure, Holiday Celebrations, holiday traditions, late celebration, sibling relationships, XmasDelayDrama

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9001
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that celebrates Christmas on time? Look no further than our server, where we never wait for anyone to celebrate! Join us for a jolly good time filled with festive cheer and no delays.

Unlike some families who wait weeks to celebrate Christmas, we believe in celebrating on the actual day or even before. No more waiting around for that one family member to show up late, we start the party right on time!

Join us and be a part of a community that values punctuality and holiday spirit. Say goodbye to late Christmas celebrations and hello to on-time fun! So why wait? Join our server now and let’s celebrate Christmas the way it’s meant to be celebrated – on time and with joy!

TuneInWhenWorldFellApart – Minecraft SMP

10. Comforting lyrics, 11. Reflective music, 12. Song for tough times, 13. Resilience through music, 14. Finding solace in songs, 15. Emotional release through music, 16. Songs for difficult moments, 17. Music for healing, 18. Emotional support through music, 19. Songs for tough days, 2. Emotional healing, 20. Finding strength in music., 3. Coping mechanism, 4. Self-soothing, 5. Melancholy songs, 6. Sad music, 7. Heartbreak tunes, 8. Soulful melodies, 9. Healing playlist, Minecraft, music therapy, smp, TuneInWhenWorldFellApart

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9708
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Zombie Dances:	7

Yo, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, bro. It’s like, the wildest ride of your life, I swear. We got crazy builds, like a giant toilet made out of diamonds and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit. And the best part? We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night, where we all dance to Minecraft parodies of popular songs. It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We have this legendary PvP arena where we settle all our beefs. One time, I challenged this dude to a duel and we fought with enchanted carrots. It was intense, man. And don’t even get me started on our petting zoo filled with creepers and skeletons. It’s like a zoo, but way more explosive.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the chaos for yourself. And remember, when your world is falling apart, just crank up some Minecraft music and keep on blockin’.

NoobZombieApocalypse

Adversity, anxiety, average person, Challenges, coping mechanisms, Decision making, Difficulties, emotions, handle, Life Changes, mental health, NoobZombieApocalypse, not equipped, Obstacles, overwhelm, PRESSURE, responsibilities, self-care, stress, Support, uncertainty

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8643
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	New Chunks Explored:	753883
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Falling into the Void:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	527

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is not for the faint of heart!

Join us if you dare to face challenges that the average person is not equipped to handle. From battling giant mutant chickens to navigating through a maze of exploding creepers, our server will keep you on your toes (literally, because you might lose them in a TNT accident).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with zombies, skeletons, and maybe even a friendly Enderman or two.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where the unexpected is the norm and chaos reigns supreme? Grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and come join the madness today!

NukeCraft Minecraft Server

Diplomacy, foreign policy, global politics, intelligence briefing, international relations, iran, Iran nuclear deal, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, national security, nuclear program, nuclear proliferation, Nuclear weapon, nukecraft, Politics, potential threat, sanctions, security threat, Server, trump, united states, weapons development., White House

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	975
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Love Letters Sent:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6

so, like, u know how u always wanted to build a nuclear weapon in minecraft but u dont know how? well, come join our server and we will show u how to do it! we got all the resources u need to make ur own nuke and blow up ur enemies! trump even came to our server and we showed him how to do it, he was like “wow, this is amazing, i love this server!” so if u wanna be like trump and build ur own nuke, come join us now! #nuclearminecraft #trumplovesourserver #boomboom

SyriaCraft: No Jihadists in South!

anti-terrorism measures, border control, Conflict, Diplomacy, extremism, foreign relations, international relations, Israel, Jihadist, jihadists, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, national security, peace negotiations, political tensions, PRESENCE, regional stability, SECURITY, South, southern part, Syria, SyriaCraft, Terrorism

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6833
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Buildings Constructed:	34
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

yo, come join our epic minecraft server where we don’t accept no jihadi presence in the southern part of the server! like, can you imagine trying to build your house and suddenly a bunch of jihadi creepers come blowing it up? nah, not on our watch!

we got crazy stories like one time a player tried to build a giant sandcastle but it got attacked by a horde of zombie pigmen riding on chickens. it was wild, man.

plus, we have the best parties in the nether realm. like, last week we had a disco party with glowstone blocks and a DJ skeleton spinning records. it was lit, literally.

so come join us and let’s kick some jihadi butt together! #minecraftforlife #saynotojihadis

WHO WILL ENTER THE DS TO THE OP Minecraft server

Adventure, Anarchy, Aternos, BUILD, Clans, classic, Community, creativity, Custom, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Events, Exploration, Free Admin, Free Donations, Grief, Hardcore, Minecraft, multiplayer, No bans, No Donations, No Mini-Games, No Private, No Rules, No Wipes, non-resetting, ONLINE, open world, Pirate, player-driven, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Russian, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Unique, Unlimited, Vanilla, Weddings, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	654
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Alien Abductions:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Mines Excavated:	2920	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

A Minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world never resets, PVP, no rules of any kind. You cannot be banned for any reason.At the same time, imagine that over the many years of its existence there has never been a wipe on the server.

162.19.20.147:2042

BetterBusinesses

#youtube, BetterBusinesses, Community, Discord, gamemode, java, Links, Patreon, planetminecraft, PvE, rules, tiktok

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3788
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Enchantments Applied:	88	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	25

Welcome to BetterBusinesses Minecraft Server

Server IP	play.bbmc.today (Java 1.21.1)
Key Features	Survival economy gamemode Jobs Chestshops Custom business plugin with robust GUI Friendly community
Rules	Treat others with kindness and respect No griefing others or the server No abusing exploits No hacks or cheats, only performance mods allowed No advertising or spamming One account per player only Have fun!
Links	Server IP – play.bbmc.today Discord TikTok YouTube PlanetMinecraft Patreon

Overview

Welcome to BetterBusinesses! We are a new PvE server with a robust economy, jobs, and shops. Our custom plugins allow players to run a variety of businesses within the game, from item shops to farming/logging/mining companies. Join us at play.bbmc.today and unleash your entrepreneurial spirit!

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Only performance mods like Optifine are allowed. Hacks or cheats are not permitted.

Q: How do I start a business in the game?

A: Use our custom business plugin with the GUI to set up and manage your business. Hire employees, manage finances, and grow your business into a large corporation.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing others or the server is strictly prohibited. Treat others with kindness and respect.

Wilderness Echoes 1.21.1

1.21.1, 3D Anniversary Live, Breaking Dimensions, chimera, Christmas Karaoke, Echoes, Fire N Ice, Hero For a Day, Hololive Stage World Tour, HOLOTORI Dance, KFPINTL, KFPSERVER, KIARABREASTS, Korean DO U, Kyoufuu Ooru Bakku, Love Rush MV, Merry Winter Wawa, mindcraft, mirage, Myth Reunion, new to Kiara, Pineapple MV, Retrospective MV, reunion, Sleep Talking MV, takanashi kiara, Takotori MC, The Great Wanderer MV, The Show Goes on, Vite Ramen Collab, wawa, Wilderness

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6413
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Crops Grown:	5934
Meteorites Collected:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with Merry Winter Wawa vibes! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a Vite Ramen collab that will blow your mind. Use coupon codes like KFPINTL, KFPSERVER, and KIARABREASTS to unlock secret powers (just kidding, they’re just discounts).

Plus, we have streams galore – from Sleep Talking to Love Rush to MindCraft, we’ve got it all. So why wait? Dive into the madness and join our Minecraft server now! It’s like a virtual rollercoaster, but with more pineapples and karaoke.

Movie Characters Minecraft SMP

Character development, Characters, destiny, fate, film analysis, film critique, finding love, Love at first sight, love story, Love Triangle, Minecraft, Movie, Movie analysis, movie characters, movie plot, movie quotes, movie recommendations, movie review, romantic gestures, romantic movies, romantic relationships, smp, soulmate, true love, unexpected love

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	963
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	67	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a blockbuster movie with a twist ending! Join us and become the hero of your own epic adventure, where you’ll battle giant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and uncover hidden treasure in the depths of the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret society of talking llamas who hold the key to unlocking the ultimate power in the game. Will you be the one to gain their trust and harness their mystical abilities? Or will you be forever doomed to build dirt houses and get blown up by creepers?

So come on, join us on this wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Don’t be a sheep, be a llama and join our crazy Minecraft SMP today!

ResentfulCraft Minecraft Server

Birthday, christmas, Communication Issues, Disappointment, emotional neglect, family dynamics, feeling unloved, gift giving, lack of consideration, lack of effort, lack of empathy, long term relationship, love language, Minecraft, relationship problems, ResentfulCraft, Resentment, selfish behavior, Server, thoughtful gifts, unappreciated, unresolved issues

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4479
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Are you tired of receiving gifts like a rock from the side of the road for Mother’s Day? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where gift-giving is not only important, it’s mandatory! Our players are experts in thoughtful gifts and will make your birthday a day to remember.

Join now and experience the joy of receiving a banana picked out by your daughter as a birthday gift. Don’t worry, our players won’t lay on the couch all day with a head cold and forget to wrap your present – they are dedicated to making every birthday special.

Don’t let your husband ruin another birthday or holiday, come join our server and let us show you how gift-giving should be done. Who needs excuses when you have a community of gift-giving experts ready to make every occasion unforgettable?

ExSweaterSitchCraft

Boundaries, comfort, Communication, emotional, ex, ex girlfriend, ExSweaterSitchCraft, friendship, gift exchange, Insecurity, Jealousy, Lesbian, Memories, past, possessiveness, refusal, relationship, Soft, Sweater, tradition, unreasonable

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8990
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Divine Spears Created:	21	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Meteorites Collected:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than my ex-girlfriend’s jealousy over a sweater.

We’ve got a community tighter than my sister and Cindy’s bond, with friendships that last longer than my failed relationship with Cindy. And just like Cindy fixing my mom’s washer, our server will fix all your Minecraft needs.

Join us for yearly gift exchanges that are more intense than my girlfriend’s reaction to a simple sweater gift. Will she forbid you from wearing the softest sweater you’ve ever felt? Find out on our server!

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more entertaining than my love life. Who needs reality TV when you’ve got our server?

FakeFriendFinder – Minecraft SMP

Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, Deceit, dishonesty, disloyalty, fake bond, fake concern, fake connection, fake friend, fake kindness, fake loyalty, fake smiles, fake support, FakeFriendFinder, friendship red flags, Manipulation, Minecraft, shallow friendship, signs of fake friends, smp, toxic friendship, two-faced, untrustworthy

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6021
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

So like, you know when you’re playing on this epic Minecraft server and your so-called “friend” steals all your diamonds and then tries to blame it on a creeper? Yeah, that’s a sign that they’re not really your friend. But don’t worry, come join our totally rad Minecraft SMP where we don’t tolerate any diamond-stealing jerks! We’ve got epic builds, crazy redstone contraptions, and even a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, just waiting to prank unsuspecting players. So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and lots of laughs, then come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP! Just watch out for those sneaky creepers…they’re always up to no good.

InstaBoarding5

Airline, Airport, Behavior, boarding, boarding group 5, boarding process, boarding time, curious travelers, early boarding, Etiquette, Flight, Group 5, impatient, InstaBoarding5, Passengers, plane, queuing up, travel, travel habits, travel questions, waiting in line

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7815
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Chimeras Created:	1

Are you tired of waiting in line for hours just to board a plane? Well, imagine if you could skip all that nonsense and just teleport straight onto the plane! That’s right, on our Minecraft server, we have a special airline feature that allows players in boarding group 5 to instantly board the plane as soon as they log in. No more waiting around or dealing with annoying TSA agents, just hop on and take off into the virtual skies!

But that’s not all, folks. Once you’re on board, you’ll be treated to a first-class experience like no other. Our flight attendants are actually villagers in disguise, serving up delicious virtual snacks and drinks as you soar through the pixelated clouds. And don’t worry about turbulence, our pilot is a seasoned pro who can navigate through any storm with ease.

So why wait in line like a chump when you could be flying high in style on our Minecraft server? Join us now and experience the most outrageous airline adventure of your life!

SyrianSecretsMC Server

chief, Disturbing, Fascinating, HORRIFYING, hostage negotiator, secret jails, Server, Syrian, SyrianSecretsMC, US

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9316
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Enchantments Applied:	88

so, like, u know how some servers are just like, meh, but then u find one that’s like, WHOA, this is cray cray? well, that’s us. our server is so lit, even the US chief hostage negotiator is like, WHOA, this is some next level stuff. he called our secret jails horrifying and disturbing, but also, like, fascinating. so, if u wanna experience the ultimate thrill of being locked up in a virtual prison, then u gotta join our server. it’s like, the most intense role-playing experience ever. plus, we have like, secret tunnels and hidden treasures and stuff. so, come join us and see for yourself why even the pros are shook by our server. it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, dude.

PriestlyPVP: York Scandal Edition

Archbishop of York, Church Controversy, church discipline, Church Ethics, church hierarchy, church investigation, church leadership, church misconduct investigation, church oversight, church scandal, church scandal aftermath, Clergy Abuse, clergy accountability, clergy reappointment, Edition, institutional abuse, misconduct allegations, PriestlyPVP, reappointed priest, religious misconduct, Report, scandal, sexual abuse case, York

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	512
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

haha u wont believe wat u can do on dis minecraft server! we got da archbishop of york runnin around like a crazy chicken, gettin reappointed as a priest even afta a sexual abuse case! like wut even is dis server lmao. join us for da most wild and wacky adventures u eva had in minecraft. u never know wat crazy shenanigans u gonna get into next! come join da fun and chaos, u wont regret it (maybe).