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Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 5109 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Towns Built: | 8 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 10 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 407 |
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! ONCE YOU JOIN, YOU’LL BE TRANSPORTED TO A MAGICAL LAND WHERE LLAMAS WEAR TOP HATS AND PIGS FLY (LITERALLY)! YOU’LL BE ABLE TO RIDE A CHICKEN INTO BATTLE AND FIGHT OFF HOARDS OF EVIL CREEPERS WITH NOTHING BUT A CARROT!
BUT THAT’S NOT ALL! OUR SERVER IS ALSO HOME TO THE LEGENDARY DIAMOND-BACON, A RARE AND DELICIOUS TREAT THAT WILL GIVE YOU SUPERHUMAN STRENGTH AND THE ABILITY TO TAME WILD WOLVES WITH JUST A GLANCE!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EMBARK ON THE WILDEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! (AND YES, WE’LL KNOW IF YOU’RE CIRCUMCISED OR NOT)