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Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 5659 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 21 |
Enchantments Applied: | 152 | Dimension Hops: | 3 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 1023 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 83 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 18 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! ONCE YOU JOIN, YOU’LL BE TRANSPORTED TO A MAGICAL LAND WHERE LLAMAS WEAR TOP HATS AND PIGS FLY (LITERALLY)! YOU’LL BE ABLE TO RIDE A CHICKEN INTO BATTLE AND FIGHT OFF HOARDS OF EVIL CREEPERS WITH NOTHING BUT A CARROT!
BUT THAT’S NOT ALL! OUR SERVER IS ALSO HOME TO THE LEGENDARY DIAMOND-BACON, A RARE AND DELICIOUS TREAT THAT WILL GIVE YOU SUPERHUMAN STRENGTH AND THE ABILITY TO TAME WILD WOLVES WITH JUST A GLANCE!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EMBARK ON THE WILDEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! (AND YES, WE’LL KNOW IF YOU’RE CIRCUMCISED OR NOT)