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Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 9869 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Buildings Constructed: | 49 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 20 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 19 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 12 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! ONCE YOU JOIN, YOU’LL BE TRANSPORTED TO A MAGICAL LAND WHERE LLAMAS WEAR TOP HATS AND PIGS FLY (LITERALLY)! YOU’LL BE ABLE TO RIDE A CHICKEN INTO BATTLE AND FIGHT OFF HOARDS OF EVIL CREEPERS WITH NOTHING BUT A CARROT!
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SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EMBARK ON THE WILDEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! (AND YES, WE’LL KNOW IF YOU’RE CIRCUMCISED OR NOT)