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Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 7011 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 16 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 25 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
Mines Excavated: | 1450 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! ONCE YOU JOIN, YOU’LL BE TRANSPORTED TO A MAGICAL LAND WHERE LLAMAS WEAR TOP HATS AND PIGS FLY (LITERALLY)! YOU’LL BE ABLE TO RIDE A CHICKEN INTO BATTLE AND FIGHT OFF HOARDS OF EVIL CREEPERS WITH NOTHING BUT A CARROT!
BUT THAT’S NOT ALL! OUR SERVER IS ALSO HOME TO THE LEGENDARY DIAMOND-BACON, A RARE AND DELICIOUS TREAT THAT WILL GIVE YOU SUPERHUMAN STRENGTH AND THE ABILITY TO TAME WILD WOLVES WITH JUST A GLANCE!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EMBARK ON THE WILDEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! (AND YES, WE’LL KNOW IF YOU’RE CIRCUMCISED OR NOT)