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| Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 5083 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 836364 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 18 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2525 |
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