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Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 6582 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 8 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 226 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 41 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 336044 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Herobrine Sightings: | 10 |
imagine running around the virtual world, smashing things with your massive body and causing chaos everywhere you go. plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free virtual cheeseburger to keep you energized during your adventures.
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