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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 102/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 35
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
Treasure Maps Found: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
Endless Night Skies: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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