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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 104/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 167
Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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