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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 105/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
Lunar Scepters Activated: 8 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 46
Astral Amulets Crafted: 36 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 10
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Cursed Amulets Found: 2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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