come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun, you’ll forget about your weight problems! our server is so lit that even your sperm will thank you for joining! we have crazy challenges that will make you sweat out those extra pounds while building the sickest creations in the blocky world. who needs a gym when you can get fit and have a blast with us? join now and watch your sperm quality improve as you play!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 110/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 6
Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Mythical Quests Completed: 44

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Minecraft Community Prison

    Minecraft Community Prison

    MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Potions Brewed: 26
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Haunted Chests Opened: 7
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6
    Chimeras Created: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 11

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Sky Kingdoms

    Sky Kingdoms

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 18 Epic Quests Completed: 19
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 27 Immortal Potions Brewed: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineTrade

    MineTrade

    MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 10 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Dimension Hops: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Astral Projections Made: 0

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • FrontierSMP

    FrontierSMP

    FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 25
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • InfiniteMC

    InfiniteMC

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Emeralds Found: 9653
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Runes Activated: 0
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Mineshafts Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Warden City

    Warden City

    Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 32

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • AllianceCraft

    AllianceCraft

    AllianceCraft> | Servidor Survival 1.20.x > | Servidor Survival 1.8.x > | 1.8 – 1.20 > | Economia Hard > | Team Vacancies > | Focus on PvP events (gladiator, killer, among others) > | MiniGames (minesweeper, sumo, pool, among others)

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 10 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 24 Dragon Eggs Found: 3116
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Crystal Wands Charged: 20 Towns Built: 5

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • EnchantMC

    EnchantMC

    EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 14 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
    Towns Built: 9 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MinnesotaMC

    MinnesotaMC

    About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.MinessiiMC, is a Minecraft Java Edition/Bedrock network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Chimeras Created: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 3891
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Citrus

    Citrus

    Join our Survival Economy Server for an exciting gaming experience! We offer AFK Farms, intense PVP action, land claims to protect your creations, XP Leveling with kits, and the thrilling mcMMO plugin. Our active and friendly community loves to build and farm together, and we’re always chatting on Discord. Join us now for endless adventures!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Falling into the Void: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Chimeras Created: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Minecraft.SI

    Minecraft.SI

    Slovenian minecraft network. The result of the merger of slo-survival and starfall’s networks. Come and have fun!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11 Dark Rituals Completed: 8
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • KAIMUX.LT

    KAIMUX.LT

    KAIMUX.LT NETWORK https://kaimux.ltAn ambitious project aiming to stand out not only with uniqueness but also with quality!• Highly optimized • Powerful hosting • 80% custom plugins • Expanding choice of options • Various events • Ongoing expansion of language optionsWe look forward to having all of you in our project!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Dragonkin Hatched: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PvPCloud

    PvPCloud

    PvPCloud is a network of Minecraft servers that released in 2023. We have a lot of experience with hosting fun, popular and unique servers to bring you the highest quality experience on minecraft!The current gamemodes we specialize in to bring you the best experience: – Prison – Skyblock – FactionsJoin Today! – play.pvpcloud.net

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Potions Brewed: 140
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 234 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 808
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Hallowed Fantasy

    Hallowed Fantasy

    Hallowed Fantasy is a competitive-based Pixelmon server, bringing you fierce Gym Battles, exciting weekly Tournaments, a friendly community, custom textured Pixelmon, weekly events, and much more! Competitive Gyms – 8 leaders of dual-type competitive gyms await your challenge for fierce gym battles! Get a Shadow texture Lugia with perfect stats for FREE by defeating all 8 of the player Gym Leaders! NPC Gyms – Not interested in competitive gyms? Not to worry! We have 8 NPC Gym Leaders that are much easier than the player gyms. Ranked Laddering System – Battle your way to the top of our Ranked Ladders by defeating other players in weekly tournaments. HUGE rewards given to the top 3 ranked players of each month! Weekly Competitive Tournaments – Face off against other skilled Pixelmon players in exciting tournaments, featuring different tiers and formats! Safari Zone – You can catch many different rare Pixelmon in our huge Safari Zone! Dynamic PokeEditor System – Edit your Pixelmon with ease with our PokeEditing system! This allows you to change your Pixelmon’s nature, size, caught ball, and more by using in-game money! Custom Pixelmon Textures – Obtain skins for certain Pixelmon such as Midnight Lugia, Ocean Spirit Arcanine, and Midnight Garchomp, exclusive to Hallowed Fantasy! Weekly Events – We host Drop Parties, Big Digs, Capture Quests, and other events weekly! Huge Vote Shop – Vote to earn Vote Points, which you can use in our Vote Shop to earn FREE rewards!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Runes Activated: 0 Alien Abductions: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 13
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 11

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CubeCadia Survival

    CubeCadia Survival

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 237
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 24
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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