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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 102/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Divine Spears Created: 21
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

New Minecraft Servers

  • firestarter

    firestarter

    firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • PrimordialMC

    PrimordialMC

    PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4
    New Chunks Explored: 800745 Divine Spears Created: 25
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 22 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Beacoland Survival

    Beacoland Survival

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • CubedMC

    CubedMC

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 470 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 18 New Chunks Explored: 869398
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • SkyMata

    SkyMata

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 59
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10
    Epic Quests Completed: 23 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Cobbletwo

    Cobbletwo

    IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 5 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Void Gems Collected: 12 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • PoliticaMC

    PoliticaMC

    A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 77 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Chimeras Created: 4
    Void Gems Collected: 23 Dragon Eggs Found: 9525

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Royal Legacy

    Royal Legacy

    This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 24
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 19 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 38
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 10

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Hogwarts Network

    Hogwarts Network

    HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Immortal Potions Brewed: 4
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Ores Mined: 3629
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

    Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: tekkit2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Tekkit 2 Modpack

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Towns Built: 8 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 13 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 24 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 5

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • MOOCRAFT

    MOOCRAFT

    IP: MOOHUB.NET Join MooHub.net for professionally run servers with active staff! Having opened in January 2013, Moocraft owns multiple dedicated servers which host 2 different servers, all with no lag. SEMI-ANARCHY/SURVIVAL: [1.20.1 with added support back to 1.8]

    – – – RAIDING – – – GRIEFING – – – PVP – – – NO HACKINGPRACTICEPVP: [1.8 with added support up to 1.20.1]We have INSTAGRAMS! Use these links to follow them: Yaycarolina: https://www.instagram.com/yaycarolina/?hl=en Chrishew19: https://www.instagram.com/chrishew19/?hl=en

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 110 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9
    Potions Brewed: 122 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 18
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Peaceful Vanilla Club

    Peaceful Vanilla Club

    Enjoy a peaceful vanilla experience, with no grief, no pay to win ranks and no PvP outside arenas. Play like you do on single player, but with friends! With no worries. LGBTQ+ Friendly Minecraft Server.→ To play on Java Edition: mc.peacefulvanilla.club → To play on Bedrock (Pocket): bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club (default port)

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Ether Blades Crafted: 12
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Meteorites Collected: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • LavaCube

    LavaCube

    LavaCube is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, LavaCube allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – ECO-SMP – BoxPvP – SkyPvP – PracticePvP – PrisonMineJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: lavacube.xyz

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
    Potions Brewed: 75 New Chunks Explored: 66118
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 21 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • ParadiseMC

    ParadiseMC

    SURVIVAL SEMIRPG – Features | Slimefun | Auctions | Dungeon Bosses | Ranks by time | Upgradable Spawners | Duels between players | Up to 9 classes to choose from | New custom mobs | Lots of RPG items | Daily missions and challenges | Server focused on PVE. | Custom Texture Pack | Boxes | Ability to create or join Guilds | Ranks by Time | Boss events with exclusive rewards! | Pets | Keys to boxes with incredible rewards | RPG

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 3137 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Astral Amulets Crafted: 44

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Noob-Friendly

    Noob-Friendly

    Noob-friendly is a semi-vanilla survival server with a few quality of life add-ons including claims and teleportation.We are a fairly small but awesome community. Come and check us out!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 7750 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Emeralds Found: 2926 Dragon Eggs Found: 4667

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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