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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 96/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
Magic Crystals Found: 25 Magical Moments Shared: 28
Mysterious Portals Opened: 18 Emeralds Found: 8567
Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Crops Grown: 4550
Zombie Dances: 4 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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