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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 108/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
Undead Armies Raised: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 46
Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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