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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 106/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Potions Brewed: 34
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
Horror Stories Survived: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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