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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 107/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Epic Battles Fought: 13
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Farms Harvested: 523
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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