come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun, you’ll forget about your weight problems! our server is so lit that even your sperm will thank you for joining! we have crazy challenges that will make you sweat out those extra pounds while building the sickest creations in the blocky world. who needs a gym when you can get fit and have a blast with us? join now and watch your sperm quality improve as you play!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 96/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Meteorites Collected: 2
Buildings Constructed: 38 Royal Courts Attended: 4
Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

New Minecraft Servers

  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    Beautiful buildings

    Character leveling

    Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 5
    Villages Defended: 6 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Mythical Relics Collected: 13
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Family Nostalgia Minecraft Server

    Family Nostalgia Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about those traumatic grilled chicken nights? Look no further! Our server is a place where you can escape the clutches of Pasta Roni and overbearing parents. Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and absolutely no grilled chicken in sight!

    Imagine a world where you don’t have to worry about being grounded for silly reasons like putting a plate in the dishwasher wrong. A world where you can build, explore, and thrive without the looming threat of homework and family drama. Our server is the perfect place to let your imagination run wild and leave those stressful family dinners behind.

    So why wait? Join us now and say goodbye to the grilled chicken curse once and for all. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret quest to uncover the truth behind the Pasta Roni conspiracy. Are you brave enough to take it on? Only one way to find out!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 9 Immortal Potions Brewed: 14
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Magic Items Found: 5369 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 43 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Doge Outperforming ETH 4 Days in a Row Minecraft SMP

    Doge Outperforming ETH 4 Days in a Row Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing worth mining is diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Our Minecraft SMP is so wild that even Dogecoin is outperforming Ethereum! That’s right, our server is so full of meme magic that even the most ridiculous cryptocurrencies are thriving here.

    Join us and experience the thrill of mining for rare meme coins, battling against hordes of crypto zombies, and building the most epic meme castle you can imagine. Forget about proof of stake, we’re all about that proof of meme life here.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the meme madness begin!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 17
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 25
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pixel Punks Minecraft Server

    Pixel Punks Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate virtual playground for all you block-building enthusiasts out there!

    Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond sword of infinite power, guarded by a horde of evil zombie pigmen. But beware, for the sword is said to be cursed and will turn anyone who wields it into a chicken for 24 hours!

    Not convinced yet? How about this – our server is home to the elusive Ender Dragon, who loves nothing more than challenging players to a game of Minecraft trivia. Beat him at his own game and he’ll reward you with a chest full of rare loot!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventures Minecraft has to offer. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 43
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 19 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 70 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Astral Orbs Gathered: 19

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Cool Gus Composure Minecraft SMP

    Cool Gus Composure Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the epic tale of Gus, the player who lost his composure and ended up in a hilarious predicament! Rumor has it that he accidentally built a giant statue of a chicken instead of a castle, all because he couldn’t control his laughter while playing. Don’t miss out on the chance to create your own wacky adventures and maybe even become the next Gus of our server!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Dark Rituals Completed: 10
    Animals Bred: 41 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • What is the IP for IcyDeluxe Movies Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for IcyDeluxe Movies Minecraft Server?

    IcyDeluxe Movies is a budding filmmaker with a passion for creating visually captivating and emotionally engaging films. With a keen eye for storytelling and a talent for cinematography, IcyDeluxe Movies is quickly making a name for themselves in the industry. Their unique style and creative vision set them apart, and they are poised to become a rising star in the world of filmmaking.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafty Commissions Minecraft Server

    Crafty Commissions Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious server out there!

    Join us for epic adventures filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and magical unicorns roaming the land. Build your own castle made entirely out of cheese, ride on a rollercoaster made of rainbows, and battle evil zombie llamas with your trusty diamond sword.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with friendly creepers and dancing skeletons. And don’t forget about our annual potato sack race where the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden carrots.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous and outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! PayPal only, because even our virtual world runs on cold, hard cash.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6117 Magic Items Found: 8372
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Epic Shields Constructed: 26
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16 Alien Abductions: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • So Little Gits Content Minecraft SMP

    So Little Gits Content Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further! Our server is like a wild circus on steroids, with more chaos and shenanigans than you can shake a diamond sword at.

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with carrots, or if you want to participate in our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition (spoiler alert: it never ends well).

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy on the server, trading emeralds for rare items like enchanted golden carrots and Netherite armor. Don’t ask how they got so powerful, just go with it.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more like a reality TV show on crack, then come join us! Just be prepared for the madness and mayhem that awaits you. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s half the fun).

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Emeralds Found: 6929
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Lost & Found Minecraft Server

    Lost & Found Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the blocky universe!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and a rollercoaster ride that goes through the Nether!

    Our community is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us. Plus, we have a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots (because who doesn’t need those, right?).

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the madness. Remember, on our server, when someone says “and nobody missed them, and nothing of value was lost,” they’re probably talking about the time someone accidentally blew up the entire village with a stack of TNT. Oops!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Ores Mined: 4943
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 0
    Dimension Hops: 7 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Night Crew Minecraft SMP

    The Night Crew Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the rarest of blocks, battle against hordes of zombie chickens, and build the most outrageous structures you can imagine.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours.

    And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the bowels of the server. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves! Will you be the lucky player to uncover this incredible prize?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Show thine selves and emerge into our crazy world of Minecraft madness. Join us and rejoice in the insanity that awaits you!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 6

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    Beautiful buildings

    Character leveling

    Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8
    Treasure Maps Found: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 40
    New Chunks Explored: 63470 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 11
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 32

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Whimsical Woods Minecraft Server

    Whimsical Woods Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our Partial Partner of the Power-washing Power-couple, Calliope Mori.

    Legend has it that Calliope Mori once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a bucket of water and a sponge. She’s so skilled at power-washing that even the creepers run in fear when they see her coming. And now, she’s looking for new recruits to join her on her quest to clean up the Minecraft world one block at a time.

    But that’s not all! On this server, you’ll also have the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle giant chickens in epic boss fights, and even discover hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds. And did we mention that every player gets their own personal unicorn to ride around on?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure with Calliope Mori and become a part of the most legendary power-washing power-couple in all of gaming history!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 11 Meteorites Collected: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Worldly Countries Minecraft SMP

    Worldly Countries Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where only countries exist! That’s right, forget about building houses and farms, here you can build entire nations and conquer your enemies with your superior block-placing skills.

    Join us and become the ruler of your own country, complete with a flag, national anthem, and even a parliament made out of Minecraft blocks. Want to start a war with your neighbor over a patch of land? Go for it! Just make sure to bring your diamond sword and enchanted armor for the ultimate battle.

    But beware, there are vassal states and colonies lurking around, looking to overthrow your rule and claim your territory as their own. Will you be able to defend your country and emerge victorious in this crazy world of Minecraft geopolitics?

    So come on, join us and show the world that you are the ultimate Minecraft diplomat and warrior. Only on this Minecraft SMP, where countries reign supreme and chaos is just a block away.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Minecraft server: Wild World Crossing

    Minecraft server: Wild World Crossing
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take you on a wild ride through the world of Animal Crossing! From Doubutsu No Mori E+ to New Horizons, we’ve got it all covered in our crazy virtual world.

    Join us and experience the thrill of living amongst talking animals, catching bugs and fish, and shaking trees for mysterious treasures. Want to visit a bustling city or relax on a tropical island? We’ve got you covered with our insane custom biomes.

    But that’s not all – we’ve also got spinoffs where you can battle against giant bugs or race against your animal friends in go-karts. And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try out our Animal Forest expansion where you can explore haunted forests and uncover hidden secrets?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a truly wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Chimeras Created: 2
    Potions Brewed: 58 Mythical Quests Completed: 32
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Holy Grails Found: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Twisted Into My Heart Minecraft SMP

    Twisted Into My Heart Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the blocks are twisted into our hearts and the adventures are even more twisted! Join us if you dare to enter a world where the creepers dance the cha-cha, the zombies have a book club, and the villagers are all secretly plotting to take over the server!

    But fear not, brave adventurer, for you too can join in on the madness and become a part of our wacky community. Build your own twisted creations, embark on quests to find the rarest items (like diamond-encrusted pork chops), and maybe even uncover the secret of why the chickens keep trying to overthrow the cows as the ruling class.

    So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this twisted journey into the heart of Minecraft madness. Who knows what kind of hilarity and chaos awaits you in our twisted world!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 14 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Infernal Machines Built: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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