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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 109/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 18 Infinity Stones Found: 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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