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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 95/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
Star Shards Collected: 56 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15
Gods Slained: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
Epic Shields Constructed: 39 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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