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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found: 8 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 22
Elemental Crystals Collected: 54 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
Mythical Quests Completed: 11 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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