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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
Demon Skulls Collected: 16 Chimeras Created: 2
Star Shards Collected: 59 Void Armor Forged: 19
Players Killed by Monsters: 5606 Epic Battles Fought: 8
Astral Amulets Crafted: 39 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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