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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 103/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2
Reality Warps Survived: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 34
Immortal Potions Brewed: 14 Mythical Relics Collected: 11
Royal Courts Attended: 5 Horror Stories Survived: 7
Magic Items Found: 6666 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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