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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 103/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected: 17 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Dimension Hops: 14
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 10
Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 20
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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