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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent: 12 Magical Moments Shared: 14
Mysterious Portals Opened: 10 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
Dragon Scales Harvested: 199 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 18 Falling into the Void: 2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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