Chunky Minecraft SMP Lad

$25k a month, baby gorilla, bucket of lard, chunky, CONTENT, Content Creation, earnings, entries, fat sack of shit, Jeff Gerstmann, lad, Minecraft, Minimum, nextlander, online creator, Patreon, patreon page, Podcast, podcasting, smp, streaming, STREAMS, Terrible, twitch

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8572
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft SMP server and escape the clutches of the fat sack of shit! We offer a sanctuary where you can build, mine, and survive without the constant bombardment of baby gorilla podcasts. Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous adventures that will make you forget all about Patreon pages and Twitch streams. So come join us and let’s create a world where the only fat sacks of shit are the ones we build out of blocks!

Globecraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5789
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Void Gems Collected:	21
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	204
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

PLAY.GLOBECRAFT.XYZ [JAVA 1.18-1.20.1]Globecraft is a nation-building Minecraft server with an earth map based on a plugin called Towny. Towny allows you to create a town and claim chunks to protect your territory. Furthermore, you can create and join nations to increase your power and collaborate with other towns. This and the the map itself means that you can create nations and towns with geographical accuracy, allowing you to roleplay your way into this geopolitical server. Our website, the dynmap, and the discord server allows you to grasp the full picture and keep up with everything going on on the server.Forge your own destiny today, at play.globecraft.xyz.

play.globecraft.xyz

VanillaHub

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2727
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

1.20 HAS JUST HAPPENED ON VANILLAHUB!An active survival server, that brings new and exciting updates regularly. Including custom cosmetics to customize your player, epic events and much more! We also have a very active discord server to chat with the whole community! https://discord.gg/vh– Item based shopping district– (/rtp) RTP at spawn– (/keepinv) Toggleable keep inventory– (/claim) Claims and grief protection

vanillahub.net

PokeRetreat

Pixelmon, Roleplay

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2427
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	245	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Towns Built:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	17

IP » play.pokeretreat.com Website »https://store.pokeretreat.com/ Discord » https://discord.gg/B4sq2bUkzpPokeRetreat is a server providing the popular Cobblemon mod. At PokeRetreat, we strive to bring the best quality gameplay for all players in mind, whilst trying to build and connect a community together. IMPORTANT: We’re a fabric server on minecraft version 1.20.1 please download the cobblemon mod here: https://modrinth.com/mod/cobblemon or if you’re on technic search for cobblemon and download the fabric version » Features: • #1 Cobblemon Experience • Customized Builds • GTS • Events • Player Gyms

play.pokeretreat.com

RawMinecraft 2.0

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2658
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

[email protected].

RawMinecraft2.mcserv.co

VortexNetwork

Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	595
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Ores Mined:	5476
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Votes:	1220

Vortex Network (CRACKED)As of currently, we have two unique gamemodes: Prisons and Skyblock. Both give a balanced and unique experience that is different from all other servers.Skyblock consists of features such as: Ore Totems, Island Upgrades, Custom coded Chunk Hoppers, Custom Coded Mobs/Stacking system, Island Worth, UNIQUE Replatantable Seeds system, Free flight, Equipment Paths (Custom system for enchants), /claim system and much more!Prisons consists of features such as: Player Advancements, Mining Levels, Pickaxe Energy, Pickaxe Crystals, Key Backpacks, 12+ Custom Enchants, Key Backpacks, Special Crates, Cryptics, Lucky Crates, Mine Crates, Donor Rankupgrades and much much more! You can join our discord to know more about the prison server features!https://discord.gg/sES3aRn VortexNetwork.me

VortexNetwork.me

RTVCRAFT

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7263
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Welcome to RTV Craft! This is a semi-vanilla survival server. Claiming! The messenger! Jobs! Shop! RTP! TPA! And so much more!

rtv_craft.apexmc.co:25667

Alternative World

Survival

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5503
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Magic Items Found:	8235

Survival Server with a lot of features– Custom Terrain – Custom Structure – Multi Currency – Cross Platform

playmc.alt-w.net

GlitchyMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	250
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

glitchy.mc-server.eu:30045

SweetPea Middle School

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1015
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Potions Brewed:	179	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Meteorites Collected:	0

sweetpeamc.com

CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

PvE, Whitelist

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7038
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Ores Mined:	9598	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Join Discord to request Whitelist!We are a friendly community of people who like to vault hunt without malding at every death. I made this server because I suffer from a crippling debilitation called Skill issue, and so far we get a lot of chill people so come and join us :)Age Restriction: 18+ preferred but all welcomeRule Set: VaultMode Casual (Deaths only cost durability) VaultLoot Plenty (2x Vault loot and exp gained) No Griefing, Stealing or PVP unless both parties consent Don’t create unnecessarily laggy farms Trading encouraged, we can help each other out with items when needed Build somewhere around spawn if possible (Within 1000 blocks radius)

vh.casualcrafters.net

FriendlyCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3062
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

We are a family-friendly community with a natural economy. Earn money by working for other players, farming crops that actually develop while you are away, or selling mob eggs you have captured. Scavenging unprotected chests and abandoned homes is allowed! Work your way up a unique ranking system of 50 ranks, based on playtime, and accumulated wealth! You will unlock special rewards and abilities along the way! Have you ever wanted to live in the Nether? Now you can build an epic Nether base and claim it! Come Join Us Now!

play.friendlycraftmc.com

FaeTalesMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7505
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	5607

Welcome to FaeTalesMC – Features – Bedrock Port : 19132– Slimefun (We will be adding in more add-ons as we grow!) – Towny /w Map – Cosmetics – Jobs – McMMO – PyroFishing ( WIth custom textures!) – PyroMining – Marriage Plugin – Balanced Economy – Player Shops – Big Community and Streamer Friendly – Shop

play.faetalesmc.net

SuperSurvivalX

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9845
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

→ IP : supersurvivalx.minesr.com ← Discord : discord.gg/esbBGAe6KjOperating a nuclear powerplant ? check ! Drug and alcohol plugins ? check ! Economy ? check ! Player warps and minigames ? check ! Joining the server now ? check !

supersurvivalx.minesr.com

Veroxus

Anarchy, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1518
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Void Armor Forged:	23	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Votes:	2454	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Do you want a hot chick, a Ferrari, and a trillion dollars? Well, we don’t offer that in the Lifesteal department. But we do offer an AMAZING MINECRAFT SMP Introducing the Veroxus Lifesteal SMP, the DonutSMP alternative without the sweaty losers and Lifesteal added!We offer: * Fusion Think of if DonutSMP and the Lifesteal SMP had a baby * Smooth KB + Zero Lag This is an SMP with actual good knockback. The PvP is amazing. You won’t find any lag here * Zero Claims and Constant Raids Server is aiming to grow to 500 concurrent players by the end of July, so expect to find lots of bases where you can destroy and loot bases with no claim protection, be water, my friend 🥋 * 1.20 LATEST AND GREATEST VERSION SUPPORT We offer Minecraft on the latest version, you won’t have to play 1.12 like cheating noob servers such as 2b2t * HIRING STAFF Must be qualified We pay our staff monthly too! DM staff to get a job!We don’t have: Joe Biden’s Chocolate Chip. Ice Cream Vanilla is waaaay better

veroxus.club

IipuCraft

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4842
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Ores Mined:	5132

Iipukema Network presents Ipucraft, the official McMMo server of the iipukema network, a survival with economy, in which you can sell and buy objects with in-game money, Bank to be able to save all the millions of iipucoins that you get, auctions to be able to sell what you don’t need, claims so that your things are always protected, Clans so that you and your friends can have a meeting place. Arenas con ranking, Surprise boxes through daily votes, Food market where you can buy any item you need, lore and much more!!! Find out at iipukema.com port 25565 Java and Bedrock! Iipukema.com the only server that shows its face! Follow us on Twitch and other social networks!!! Join the community…what are you waiting for?We have SquidGames, OneBlock, Skyblock, Skywars, Parkour, Lifestile, Minigames, Normal Survival and Technical Survival. What are you waiting for to come in and try?

iipukema.com:25580