Chunky Minecraft SMP Lad

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2095
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft SMP server and escape the clutches of the fat sack of shit! We offer a sanctuary where you can build, mine, and survive without the constant bombardment of baby gorilla podcasts. Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous adventures that will make you forget all about Patreon pages and Twitch streams. So come join us and let’s create a world where the only fat sacks of shit are the ones we build out of blocks!

MineVillage

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1507
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Mines Excavated:	3491	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Enchantments Applied:	243	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	14

minevillage.net

Quantum Realm

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6150
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	15	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Welcome to Quantum Realm!! Quantum Realm is a new upcoming server!! ip: Quantumrealm.in discord : Quantumrealm.in/discord

quantumrealm.in

UnrealCraft Network

Survival

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8613
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1417	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Towns Built:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Are you looking for a survival game with skills, missions, clans and much more?We have the Survival Medieval 1.18.x – 1.19.x modality where you can find: • Battle Pass • Protections • War of clans • Jobs • Custom texturesand much more!

play.unreal-craft.com

Vexius Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	781
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Meteorites Collected:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Buildings Constructed:	49	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Vexius.org

PetalCraft

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5272
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1785	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Dimension Hops:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Magic Crystals Found:	21

A new server looking to gain more active players. We Pride ourselves in having a fun, safe environment where everyone can feel welcomed. With daily login rewards, custom tools and crates, you will never be left behind! Claim land with Grief Prevention and sell your stuff in the player market! Resource worlds are avalible to gather supplies, and the main world will never be reset. There are PVP areas for players who want to duel it out! Everyone is wecome to join!

play.petalcraft.fun

Crescenta

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6160
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Animals Bred:	195
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ores Mined:	8438
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Villages Defended:	17	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Crescenta is a semi-casual Nations/SMP server designed to grow with its community and playerbase. The map grows as the server does, so there’s always land to claim, build on, and conquer.Make a nation, invite your friends! Create an empire spanning the entire world! Discover new lands, name them your own, make towns, meet new people, roleplay, have fun!I hope you try out this server and enjoy! —————————————————– IP: crescenta.secure.pebble.host Versions: 1.18-1.20

crescenta.secure.pebble.host

HyCraft Network

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6596
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Dragons Tamed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	9247	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.HyCraft, is a Minecraft Java Edition network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

mc.hycraft.us

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1835
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Introduction:Hello gamers. Thank you for taking the time to consider A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door. I consider the server a lawless server because there is only 1 rule, No cheating. My goal as someone hosting a server is to create an environment where people can enjoy all the mechanics of vanilla minecraft, both pvp and pve.What really makes minecraft shine is when people work together and it is all the more impressive when people decide to work together on a lawless server. While I encourage cooperation, I also enjoy some chaos and that is why there is only 1 rule.Please note, there are minimal plugins on this server (to prevent lag during tps drops). And there is minimal intervention by admins. Everything built in the game is built in survival mode, creative mode is not permitted.Most people login to server and immediately die, over and over, then they rage quit. Be warned the server is set to hard mode and because there is very little lag the monsters will make your life difficult. I have constructed several mini bases around the spawn area (spawn radius is set to 1000) to help new players, but because this is anarchy it is a constant battle to keep these bases stocked with supplies.Some people asked me, why the server has the name it does. Well, when I first started the server, a zombie pigman broke my door.Other things of note, the map will never be reset and the seed will never be given out.

nocheatsmc.com

HelloMiners

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9473
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Emeralds Found:	3683	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

HelloMiners is a modern city economy server started in 2011, one of the oldest communities in Minecraft. Our community is completely unique, there are few communities in Minecraft that are as close-knit as ours!On HelloMiners, you may become a business owner, running a large, successful business with many properties and employees; a famous architect renowned for their designs across the map; a city mayor known for creating a vast, beautiful city; a shop owner, running a frequently visited shop that serves everyone in the community; a government official, who helps enforce rules and keeps the community running smoothly; the possibilities are endless. You start out with nothing but some cash and some tools and food, and where you go from there is only as limited as your imagination!Explore our server map at http://play.hellominers.com:8123Join the community at play.hellominers.com to explore our vast world, and to check out some of the marvelous builds that have been completed over the years! To join on Bedrock Edition, make sure the port is 19132. Also, join our Discord at bit.ly/discordhm for the best server experience.If you would like to check us out on other platforms, check us out on: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/hellominers Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mchellominers Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/mchellominers Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mchellominers

play.hellominers.com

PokeSplash

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4456
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
New Chunks Explored:	192955	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

PokéSplash is a growing Pixelmon server with a very welcoming community, lots of beautiful server towns, challenging NPC and player gyms and tons of extra features to provide you with the best Pixelmon experience!We don’t believe in pay-to-win. That’s why you’ll never run into a pay wall on PokéSplash. All of our services and commands are free to all players.With our active staff members and regular events, we strive to develop an inclusive and engaging experience for all to enjoy!Come join us and be a part of our growing community!Custom server builds, Economy plugin, No Pay-to-Win, Pokebuilder with in-game currency, Vote Shop rewards, NPC gyms and player gyms, Fun regular Minecraft and Pixelmon events, Vibrant community of both casual and competitive players, Free access to many useful and fun commands, (/checkspawns, /checkstats, /ivs, /evs, /PC, /pokeheal, /enderchest, /back, /nick, /hat)

play.pokesplash.org

FamilyMC Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	332
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Crops Grown:	4160
Magic Items Found:	6748	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5

Welcome to the FamilyMC network! We are fully 1.19 release. We strive to provide a safe environment for everyone to play in 24/7 with 100% uptime and absolutely 0 lag. We run across two high quality professional dedicated servers featuring our main machine with an overclocked i9-9900k running at 5.1GHz. Through our high performing hardware we are able to provide a high performing minecraft server even on the latest and most demanding minecraft releases! We offer Survival, Creative, Vanilla, and SkyBlock servers.Our Survival 1.19 server offers: Land claiming, player shops, player warps, in game ranks, custom enchants, jobs, scrolls, and more! Our world is located at /warp Town and our spawn offers easy access to all features. Keep inventory is enabled! You can be randomly teleported into the wild to start playing, or look around spawn and find a place to build a shop. Useful Commands: /start – for a tutorial /warp ClaimTutorial /warp ShopTutorial /stem /tpa /pwarp /jobsOur Vanilla 1.19 server offers: vanilla game play with no plugins, basic rules such as no griefing, and always running the latest version. If a grief ever occurs, message staff and they can have it completely fixed within seconds! Our SkyBlock 1.14.4 is one of our favorites. It’s fully 1.14.4 and has custom islands, crates, spawners, an auction house, and a vast market place with every material and item you could possibly need! We can’t wait to see you in game at familymc.xyz! Be sure to join our discord: discord.gg/YVDapVP

familymc.xyz

CrateSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6764
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Potions Brewed:	187	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Crops Grown:	7542
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

CrateSMP is a flourishing minecraft community which hosts a clasic minecraft SMP server.NO CLAIM BLOCKS • CrateSMP gives you the freedom to build and compete anywhere you want. From secret bases to hudge clans there are no limits on what you want to raid or where you want to liveCustom Duels • We provide a special system that allows our players to bid and win custom duels.Economy • CrateSMP offers an economy build on recourses and services so you can become the richest and stronges player.Kits • Starter packs for our new players

cratesmp.xyz

Astrakane Legends

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4188
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	381
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	New Chunks Explored:	521959
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Votes:	7474
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Astrakane: Legends is a Civilization survival Minecraft server with numerous features including: – Claims/Nation-building/Wars/Block Reinforcements – Player Trade Shops – Life Currency – Custom Food/Drinks/Items – Custom Biome Growth Rates – and More!

104.37.188.195

PixelEarth

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1785
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mines Excavated:	3664
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

Welcome to PixelEarth – a world where creativity knows no bounds, and the vibrant tapestry of Minecraft comes alive in a unique multiplayer experience! Our SMP server is a thriving community of dedicated players who share a passion for exploration, collaboration, and ingenuity.Whether you’re an architect, redstone engineer, adventurer, or a bit of everything, our server caters to a diverse range of playstyles. Join a supportive and friendly community where players work together to build awe-inspiring structures, establish bustling towns, and conquer challenges. Engage in cooperative projects, trade resources, and forge alliances with fellow players to create a world that reflects the collective imagination of our community.On PixelEarth, the possibilities are as boundless as your creativity. Whether you prefer to construct towering skyscrapers, intricate redstone contraptions, or simply explore the vast landscapes, there’s always something exciting to discover. Regular events and quests ensure that every day brings new opportunities for fun and achievement.Our dedicated team of staff ensures a safe and enjoyable environment, while also fostering a sense of community among players. With a commitment to fairness and inclusivity, we strive to create an atmosphere where everyone can thrive and contribute to the ever-evolving tapestry of our Minecraft Earth SMP.Join us at PixelEarth and become a part of a dynamic, player-driven world where your imagination is the only limit. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer looking to embark on your first adventure, there’s a place for you in our growing community.

play.pixelearth.org:25600

LDP SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7966
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Animals Bred:	46
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Enchantments Applied:	236	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

LDP SMP is liberal and cool server. You can make shop, earn cash and live like happy guy. Or make town. Or just fight everyone and act wierd.Guide(help): https://ldp.scmain.com/guide.php ToS: https://ldp.scmain.com/ToS.html Rules: dont do bad things, its intuitively easy, but you can read rules. We are liberal, so you wont get ban in most cases. To get ban you would need to make me impressed.

ldp.scmain.com