Chunky Goalie Craft: Where 600 Pound Men Guard the Hockey Net and Creepers Explode in Laughter

600 pound man, agility, Athletic, chunky, Craft, CREEPERS, Defense, Endurance, explode, goalie, goalkeeping, guard, Hockey, ice hockey, Laughter, Men, Net, Physical fitness, Pound, SIZE, sports, Sportsmanship, strategy, strength, team sports, teamwork, Unconventional, unconventional tactics, weight

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6234
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Runes Activated:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94
Treasure Maps Found:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everything is just too normal? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a 600-pound man in the hockey net! That’s right, forget about regular goalies, we’ve got a giant human wall blocking all your shots. And let me tell you, he’s got some killer moves for someone his size.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the robot.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a special area where you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil villagers. It’s like a twisted version of Angry Birds, but with way more bacon.

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few safety regulations).

Legends Mc

KitPvP, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6300
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

This Server Is Really fun and has tons of gamemodes!!! It Has Survival and Kitpvp. We are currently looking for staff!!! Join the discord to apply or msg me on discord.

legends.apexmc.co

PixelWorld Network

Anarchy, Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	103
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Astral Projections Made:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

At PixelWorld we have four different servers for you to chose from! – Towny – Anarchy – SkyBlock – TeamDeathmatch – Creative We hope to see you on the server soon!

**You can play from versions 1.8.*-1.16.* **JAVA/BEDROCK CORSS-PLATFORM

mc.play-pixelworld.co.uk

Rustic SMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1154
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Towns Built:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Enchantments Applied:	232
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14

RusticSMP is an old school survival server, currently looking for lots of staff to help build a Community . We have a ton of awesome and custom features that we are constantly updating and improving. We are heavily community-driven, and are constantly working to improve the server!

Features: – Jobs – Quests – mcMMO – Custom Enchants – Rankings – Auction House – Player Shops – More!

play.rusticsmp.com

United Factions

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9257
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	230	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Farms Harvested:	314

United Factions is the server to be when you want to play Minecraft factions. Free of any loot-boxes and pay-to-win elements, United Factions differs itself from other servers. The server focusses all attention on bringing you the best possible faction experience out there.

play.unitedfactions.net

Last Element Avatar Bending Server

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7645
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Emeralds Found:	2414

lastelement.apexmc.co

MundoPixels

KitPvP, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	268
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Buildings Constructed:	40
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	8

IP: mc.mundopixels.net Join and enjoy the great adventure that MundoPixels can offer you, the best of the best!

mc.mundopixels.net

TwistedMC

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3321
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Divine Spears Created:	20	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

TwistedMC is a Java Edition Minecraft Network that focuses on bringing a unique experience along with a twist for enjoyment and content creation. TwistedMC consists of multiple gamemodes such as Survival 1.17.1, Arcade and a custom Bed Wars mode.

Check out our website and more at www.twistedmc.net Apply for staff at www.twistedmc.net/apply Join our Discord at discord.gg/twistedmc

Server IP: play.twistedmc.net

Join the TwistedMC network! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

twistedmc.net

Elyria Online

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9711
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

elyria.online

Build the Vote

Creative

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5760
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mines Excavated:	4816
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Animals Bred:	110

Welcome to Build the Vote. A Minecraft voting experience by Rock the Vote. On the server, you’ll learn about the electoral process in the United States. And the best part: you’ll see what it’s like to vote.

mc.buildthevote.com

SoftSlayer

PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3987
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Potions Brewed:	57	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Info: Well where do I start… SoftSlayer has been around for about 9 years now, with a pretty dedicated community that still plays a bunch of games together (obviously including Minecraft). Our server is small and pretty simple, it’s a mostly vanilla atmosphere with a few things added like /home and /warps. Everyone is friendly and helpful with most things needed. PvP is disabled (we have a custom PvP arena to scratch your PvP itch), griefing is not allowed (mods will rollback if you get griefed) and you can lock your chests.

Rules: Just the basics here, no hacking, no overly vulgar/racist/homophobic chat, no griefing. Pretty much basic rules.

Whitelist: Join our discord server to apply for our whitelist!

Discord link: https://discord.gg/qNSMbEE We hope to see you around!

IP: softslayer.com

softslayer.com

EvaGens

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4302
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	462	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

EvaGens is a new amazing and unique server where you run around collecting resources and then you trade the resources with the villagers!!!

evagens.minehut.gg

House Of Gamers

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4974
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Towns Built:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Ores Mined:	6429	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

House Of Gamers is a Greek Minecraft SMP where you can play Survival with your friends. The Server has Economy, Crates, Custom Enchants, Shop, AuctionHouse and many other fun features that make it stand out! Become a member of our group and meet people, make friends and enjoy a proper Minecraft Survival Experience!

mc.houseofgamers.xyz

Minemu Network

Anarchy, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9156
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Divine Spears Created:	25
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Minemu Network is a set of Minecraft servers where you can play with your friends from any platform (PC, phone or consoles), from version 1.8.X to the most recent.

You can play with your friends in our Survival RPG, where you can build your house with custom furniture, explore the world together with your pets and fight bosses with your RPG skills, a wide range of extra enchantments and brand new artifacts. This server is mainly PVE but you can have duels with your friends in the Colosseum.

You can also enjoy mini-games like The Bridge, Village Defense or our special, Mob Arena.

What are you waiting for? Bring your friends to enjoy with us!

minemu.net

PixGrove

Creative, PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5524
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Zombie Dances:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Runes Activated:	8
Enchantments Applied:	176	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

PixGrove SMP is community driven, offering a non-competitive, survival multiplayer gameplay experience. Molded by its community, we incorporate features, update our rules and implement suggestions by the players through having approachable and active staff. We do not restrict players when building, raiding or looting unclaimed land while prohibiting cheating and/or hacking.

SMP features: Land-claim system and grief prevention. Playtime tiers and Voting ranks with rewards. Player run shops. Emotes. Resource world reset once per month. Creative world for higher rank.. No Survival world resets.

Rules: No racism, sexism, discrimination or harassment. Looting and raiding is allowed. AFKing and AFK machines are allowed. No hacking, cheating or clients modded for cheating. See discord for more information.

join.pixgrove.org

Hisparquia

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8584
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Hisparquia is a cracked vanilla anarchy minecraft server with no rules that started on August 2020 running on Minecraft 1.19.4 The world is 3 years old, it has never been reset, and is over 700 gigs in storage.

Hisparquia is a vanilla anarchy cracked minecraft server with no rules that started in August 2020 running on Minecraft 1.19.4 The world is 3 years old, has never been rebooted, and has over 700 gigs in storage.

hisparquia.org